Wrong choice of screen partner for young actress

Perky Influencer (PI) began her acting career with a lot of pep and promise. But it didn’t take long before PI’s network began teaming her up with Newbie Hunk (NH) who she feels is “way below her league.”

In fairness to PI, she has always been careful not to seem as if she looks down at NH. It’s just that there seems to be nothing about them that are “in sync” with each other, from educational attainment to their respective tastes in fashion—which probably explains why PI and NH’s tandem never really caught fire with fans.

So, PI was only too happy when her management decided to choose another career path and screen partner for her, Boyish Actor (BA). The minute PI and BA were paired up, it was like everything just “clicked.” PI is now “more visible,” career-wise. So it’s “all’s well that ends well” for PI.

Meanwhile, NH is pursuing another screen partner, Young Beauty (YB), who still doesn’t have any “power” to make demands in terms of casting. But let’s wait till YB gets a little more famous…

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Catriona Gray

• OOTD ni Catriona Gray na gawa sa recycled plastic bottles pak na pak. (OOTD or no OOTD, Queen Catriona will always be pak na pak!)

• Seth Fedelin sa panggagaya raw kay Daniel Padilla: “Siya lang ba ang pwedeng gumawa ng ganu’ng porma?” (Oo nga naman…)

• Ronaldo Valdez: Napakasarap kasama ni Kathryn Bernardo tapos ang galing-galing pa. (That’s high praise from the veteran actor.)

• Hugot ni Carlo Aquino: Dapat ang love hindi judgmental, kung mahal mo talaga ang isang tao, ipaglaban mo. (Hmm, very telling. So, he didn’t really love the exes he didn’t fight for…?)

• Anne Curtis napaiyak sa ‘Showtime’ dahil kay Erwan Heussaff, say ni Vice Ganda: Niloloko-loko ko lang ‘to, pero ang hirap kaya ng ginagawa niya. (A woman’s gotta do what a woman’s gotta do.)

• Gretchen Barretto tuluyan nang lalayasan ang showbiz: ‘At least, hindi siya laos, hindi siya pulubi, hindi siya pangit! (Wait… hasn’t she left show biz a looong time ago?)

Seth Fedelin

• Seth Fedelin walang luho sa katawan: Ang pera ko pampaaral, pambayad sa bills, sa bahay… lahat sa akin po talaga. (A family breadwinner’s work is never done…)

• Ruru Madrid tinuksu-tukso ng netizen kay Darna, payo sa ‘Lolong’ fans: ’Wag na lang po nating patulan. (Lesson learned: When you start comparing, someone’s bound to get the short end of the stick.)

Piolo Pascual

• Piolo Pascual minasahe si Moi Bien habang waiting sa lafang. (#SanaAll)