Go-getting Performer (GP) thought the only way to get his big break in Tinseltown was to show some skin and more. But while GP did make some heads turn after daring and baring his all in a trashy exploitative flick, he soon found himself grasping at straws and out of work again.
Given GP’s current cash-strapped state, it didn’t come as a surprise to Rushes Mole (RM) when he was told that GP’s pay-for-play services were being peddled by a seasoned pimp who, upon inquiry, disclosed that he could broker a five-figure deal between GP and anyone with enough moolah to burn.
But as RM aptly noted, it’s a situation that feels more sad than salacious because he knows that GP’s brother, Gorgeous Mesmerizer (GM), also turned some tricks before he stumbled into some measure of fame.
In GM’s case, though, it was his very resourceful pals who helped him make a quick buck from rich gay patrons who were eager to spend intimate time with the financially needy GM. Yes, it sure looks like this “enterprising mind-set” runs in the family. Tsk.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
• Annabelle Rama sa kaaway ni Ruffa: Kung magkuwento ka akala mo CCTV ka! Pwede ba huwag ka maging chismosang Marites! (Not naming names this time, huh? Tee-hee. #Bardagulan)
• Charlene Gonzales muling humataw sa pagsasayaw makalipas ang ilang taon, hirit ni Aga Muhlach: ‘You challenging me, my love?’ (Show her the moves, Aga!)
Angelica Panganiban (right) with beau Gregg Homan
• Angelica Panganiban biglang naiyak habang inaayos ang nursery ng first baby: Ganito pala ang pakiramdam ng kumpleto ka… (Mommyhood becomes Ange.)
• Zsa Zsa Padilla muling dumalaw sa puntod ni Dolphy, ginunita ang 10th death anniversary ng Comedy King. (Whoever said that #WalangForever?)
Dennis Trillo
• Dennis Trillo, Julie Anne San Jose, Barbie Forteza bibida sa historical fantasy na “Maria Clara at Ibarra.” (Them. Will their characters be made to carry torches, too?)
• Rowena Guanzon: That Ruffa Gutierrez must learn to say ‘Congresswoman’. (The patron saint of #bardagulan strikes again.)
Andrea Brillantes (left) and Ricci Rivero
• Andrea Brillantes sumusumpa na hindi pinagsabay sina Seth Fedelin at Ricci Rivero: Wala pa talaga akong planong mag-boyfriend ulit, pero… (Let me guess: Things happen for a reason…?)
• Maymay Entrata: Kung sinasabi nilang grounded ako, mas naging humble pa ako ngayon… (May ganun?)
• Kyle Echarri tumangging mag-trunks sa ‘Beach Bros’, hindi pa confident magpakita ng katawan. (His body, his choice.)
• Bea Alonzo kayang harapin si Gerald Anderson kapag nagkita uli: Kasi ako ‘yung walang ginawang masama. (Looks like this will continue to haunt Gerald in more days to come.)