A Rushes mole recently ordered a bag of fancy coffee beans from a local boutique roastery.
After two weeks of waiting, the mole was informed that the item was ready and would be delivered within the day.
The mole’s excitement turned to confusion, however, when the tracking status on the delivery app suddenly read “completed,” despite the fact that no parcel—or delivery person, for that matter—made it to her front door.
She was about to write a complaint, when she—quite serendipitously—chanced upon Precipitous Keeper’s (PK) Instagram stories.
There it was in one of PK’s posts—a photo of the beans she had been waiting for, accompanied by a caption profusely thanking the shop for the “surprise treat.”
And then, it all made sense. The mole lived next door to PK, and the delivery person made a mistake. “But surely, PK or the person who received the item must have seen my name and contact details on the parcel, no?” the mole pointed out.
Upon learning about the incident, the roastery sent the mole a new bag, and then pretended that they actually intended to send one to PK. “Glad you liked it,” the shop wrote back.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Liza Soberano may inamin tungkol sa mental health. (She continues to prove she’s more than just a pretty face.)
Ina Raymundo
Ina Raymundo, asawa, 5 anak tinamaan din ng COVID: Please keep calm, God is still in control. (Yup. Someone up there is still the best healer of them all.)
Kylie Padilla may taong pinatatamaan tungkol sa ‘closed mentality’: I regret having you as a memory… (As they say, nasa huli ang pagsisisi…)
Korina Sanchez ‘tatapusin’ na ang mga bayarang trolls: Hiyain muna natin nang todo bago ipakulong. (Hell hath no fury… OK, you know the rest.)
Danica Sotto tinamaan ng COVID-19 pagkatapos magpa-booster shot, 2 anak nahawa rin. (Seems like we can get infected regardless of how careful we are.)
Andrea Brillantes (left) and Francine Diaz
Fans ni Andrea Brillantes sinisi ang nanay ni Francine Diaz. (These fans know everything. Tsk.)
Alexa Ilacad sinagot ang tanong tungkol kay Anji Salvacion: Bakit naman kami hindi magiging OK?! (Or at least in public…)
Partner ni Romnick Sarmenta inirereklamo dahil sa mga ibinebentang bags. (Hirap talagang kumita!)
Ruffa Gutierrez dyowa nga ba talaga si Herbert Bautista? (What an unlikely pairing!)