For eager newbie, to be ‘forewarned is forearmed’

Pretty Miss (PM) may be a newcomer in the business of show, but it would be wise for her handlers to remind PM not to be too vocal about her “admiration” for Dashing Idol (DI).

Actually, the problem isn’t DI himself, but DI’s “owner,” Green-eyed Virago (GV), who’s been known to fly into jealous rages when DI’s leading ladies become increasingly “attached” to him.

If PM isn’t careful, she just might end up raising the ire of GV, who can use her connections to confront the objects of her displeasure—like Clueless Maiden (CM), who attended a supposed meeting that ended up becoming a confrontation scene. You can imagine how traumatic that “meeting” turned out to be for CM! INQ

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Gigi de Lana kay Gerald Anderson: Nakita kong natural talaga sa kanya yung pagiging sweet. (Nakupo. Here we go again …)

• Brenda Mage ‘sukang-suka’ sa closeness nina Alexa Ilacad at Eian Rances: OMG! Pang-Oscars ang aktingan! (Sounds like the green-eyed monster rearing its ugly head.)

• Jessy Mendiola takot na takot noon kay Cherry Pie Picache: Baka kainin ako nang buhay! (Pie’s a darling. But Jessy makes her sound like Cruella Madrasta coming to life!)

Dennis Trillo (left) and Jennylyn Mercado

• Jennylyn Mercado ‘iniwan’ agad ni Dennis Trillo isang araw pagkatapos magpakasal: Siyempre, nakakalungkot. (What a naughty-sounding spin over something so benign.)

• Pandemic hugot ni Daniel Padilla: Mas binibigyan ko ng importansya yung mga bagay na mahalaga sa akin. (Maturity becomes DJ. Sana all.)

• Rita Daniela biglang napaiyak sa presscon ng ‘Huling Ulan sa Tag-araw’; tinawag na ‘partner in life’ si Ken Chan. (Is it a wish fulfillment kind of thing?)

Yassi Pressman

• Yassi Pressman rumesbak sa body shamers, umamin sa tunay na timbang: Love yourself! (And while you’re at it, Yassi, give your bashers a mirror …)

• ‘Pototoy’ ni Luis Hontiveros pinagpiyestahan ng mga beki: Ayun, ‘lumangoy’ sa waterfalls. (Is this another form of, uh, penis envy? Hehe.)

• Janine Gutierrez may ‘bago’ na raw ayon kay Lotlot de Leon. (Didn’t it feel like it was just a matter of time?)