Actor not as inherently ‘flawless’ as he appears

What you see isn’t always what it appears to be—like Beaming Performer’s (BP) “beauty.” BP is known to possess facial features that he can use to “create” different characters, onscreen and off. And we thought it was “all-natural.”

But some writers found out from an overly Enthusiastic Publicist (EP) that everything isn’t always as it seems, especially where BP’s gorgeous face is concerned.

To be fair, EP didn’t really mean to put BP on the spot. EP was simply doing PR work for a “facial enhancement” expert, who had miraculously turned a talentless but ambitious starlet’s face from “average” to “celebrity-worthy.”

But as EP was singing praises for his client’s “life-changing” skills, EP blurted out without much thought, “His work speaks for itself. Just look at the nose of BP … sa kanya ‘yan!”

Ooops.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Mark Herras

• Mark Herras dumami ang ‘offer’ mula sa mga bading dahil sa isyu ng pangungutang. (They always crawl out of the woodwork when you’re at your most vulnerable.)

• Rayver Cruz mas malaki ang TF sa GMA kesa sa ABS-CBN kaya nakapagpatayo na ng bahay. (At least level up na si Rayver. Makes you wonder: What about Janine Gutierrez…)

• Hirit ni Paolo Contis, fake news ang balitang 10 araw sila ni Yen Santos sa Baguio: Naloloka na rin ako! (So why react to it at all?)

• Tatay ni Angel Locsin tinamaan din ng COVID-19: It’s been a week of feeling helpless… (We’re praying for quick healing.)

• Hamon ni Neil Arce sa public official na nang-insulto kay Angel Locsin: Kung matapang ka talaga kita tayo, lalake sa lalake. (This we’d pay to see…)

Dominic Roque’s grandmother Zeny Tamayo (left) and Bea Alonzo

• Netizens kinilabutan sa litrato ni Bea Alonzo at ng lola ni Dominic Roque: Magkamukha nga ba? (Ís that why they’re meant to be?)

• Love life hugot ni Bea Alonzo, huwag magbulag-bulagan: ‘Pag may nakita kang mali, ibig sabihin may mali. (So, what did Bea see?)

• Kelvin Miranda 2 beses nagkadyowa ng ‘matanda’: Mahirap, kaya hindi nag-work. (Love knows no age.)

Matteo Guidicelli

• ‘Weightlifting’ video ni Matteo Guidicelli binanatan ng basher; tinawag na clown, joker at ‘Hidilyn wannabe’. (Kayo naman. What’s wrong with wanting to be like Hidilyn?)