Gay partner traumatizes star

LLOYDIE is human, after all.

If glamorous Star’s behavior has been erratic of late, blame Former Partner’s infidelity.

According to a mole, GS was deeply scarred by the failed relationship. GS was shocked that FP had fooled around—not with other women, but with a beautiful transgender.

GS was inconsolable and unforgiving.

Until now GS carries a deep grudge—not only against abusive FP but other gorgeous gays.

Ballistic

The Jealous Wife of Controversial Personality has gone ballistic yet again.

Is it because CP is now being linked to Stunning Starlet? And CP seems seriously smitten with SS—with whom he was spotted abroad.

KARYLLE: Looking fresh

Afrrraid.

Proudly dual

Popular Celebrity keeps harping on Pinoy pride, presenting himself as nationalistic.

An insider, however, pointed out that “pro-Pinoy” PC carries an American passport.

Did PC have the right reasons for availing of dual citizenship? For starters, PC is a “star” in this country and not in Hollywood.

Rejected

DEREK Ramsay a target on Twitter

High-Profile Celebrity’s pet project has been languishing in limbo for quite a while.

Finally, a Top Company picked up the project.

Alas, when the execs saw the product, they were dismayed and ordered a re-edit, pronto.

That’s the reason that the project’s launch was postponed more than once.

Not-so-secret lovers

Pretty Starlet insists she is not going steady with Handsome Actor.

But there were sightings of PS in the building of HA’s condo, where, a source says, she has been spending an inordinate amount of time.

Maybe HA gets confused, juggling the women in his life? Apparently not.

HA was previously involved with Beautiful Costar, who denied the affair. How quickly HA bounced back with PS!

Notorious

Show biz Insider is reportedly in hiding after Hunky Actor filed an estafa case.

Assuming a new identity, SI is working behind the scenes in a fledgling studio.

Turned out, SI had earlier scammed Screen Stud and was able to buy a new car.

Now SI is living in constant fear of landing in jail.

Top of Bandera

ENCHONG Dee stealing Maja from Matteo?

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sawang-sawa na raw sa pagiging martir; Shaina hiniwalayan si John Lloyd dahil sa alak at babae (So tao rin pala si Lloydie.)

Cristine nagmamakaawa kay Rayver na balikan siya (Marunong siyang magmakaawa?!)

DJ Mo naduwag kay Charice; umurong ang ‘balls’ (Why are we not surprised? Besides, he got what he wanted—attention.)

DJ Mo sandamakmak na kaso ang haharapin sa Pilipinas (Eh pa’no nga, US citizen yata ’yan?)

Enchong Dee ‘matitikman’ na si Maja Salvador (Ano yun, dessert!?)

Suzie Abrera seksi pa rin kahit 3 na anak (Galeeng! There’s no excuse for looking like a manatee.)

Xian Lim sumisipsip daw sa pamilya ni Kim (Nanliligaw? Dapat lang!)

Goma walang kadala-dala sa pulitika, hindi raw susuko. (Kung hindi hiyang, si ma’am Lucy na lang.)

Karylle mas naging fresh, alagang alaga ni Yael Yuzon. (Haaay… baka laging hinaharana.)

Claudine kay Tulfo: Buti nga sa iyo, matanda ka! (Harsh.)

Kaya raw hindi napanood nang live si Jessica, Pacman hinarang ng Mexican sa “American Idol” (He has more important things to worry about right now than a singing competition.)

Ayaw pa ring umamin na magdyowa na sila ni Lovi; Jake: Please, ibalato niyo na lang sa akin ito(Fine. But that’s a yes, if we ever heard one.)

Umapir sa TV5 nang walang paalam; Katrina Halili lagot na naman sa GMA 7. (Hormones?)

Mga kabataang Pinoy binigyang babala; Lady Gaga satanista raw (Anuva? Unique and quirky do not translate to demonic!)

CLAUDINE Barretto said what?

Todo deny na gusto nang magkapamilya; Jennylyn, Luis: Walang kasalan, walang lipatan ng TV network! (Take your time. We’re not holding our breath.)

Sa pagtakbo ni Vic bilang mayor ng QC; “Bossing, ’wag naman”—Herbert (Does this mean Vic is a threat to Bistek?)

Derek grabe kung bastusin at laitin sa Twitter (Twitter denizens really need to learn some manners.)

Enchong: Hindi ko aahasin si Maja kay Matteo! (Won’t or can’t?)

Hindi totoong P300M ang bayad kay Derek sa TV5; Mas malaki dun! (Lunok.

Angeline hindi marunong humalik; tinuruan ni Coco. (Ayyyyy.)