Lucrative flesh trade goes pfft for loose-lipped pimp

While people around Renegade Jewel (RJ) say her looks and body didn’t change much from a decade ago, they also swear that she was a lot more “marketable” back then. By this, they meant in front of the camera, as well as behind it.

In fact, a Project Producer (PP) even benefitted from RJ by pimping for her while he was in between jobs. He used to offer RJ to anyone who could afford her at P350,000 a night.

This was until PP made a mistake of offering RJ’s “services” to guys, who are not only flat broke but are also chismoso, on the set of one of the shows produced by RJ’s home network. While PP was probably just gloating, this impulsive move sadly cost him his “marketing” career, too. Opps, there goes the quick buck! INQ

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Ilang netizens kumampi kay Gerald Anderson, Bea Alonzo sinabihan ng, ‘Shut up na lang!’ (As they say, “Hey hath no fury…” Fill in the blanks.)

• Payo ng netizens kay Gerald Anderson: Mag-sorry ka kay Bea Alonzo nanggaling sa puso at aminin ang kasalanan… (No, he’d rather play the victim, too.)

• Pambabasag ni Bea laban kay Gerald babala nga ba kay Julia Barretto? (Or any other gullible girl for that matter…)

• Ivana Alawi umaming nagiging wild ‘pag lasing; namigay ng pera habang bangenge sa vlog. (We should all meet her when she’s inebriated.)

• Regine Velasquez: ‘Bakit parang pinabayaan na lang tayo?’ (Baka naman nag-e-exercise pa…?)

• Kris Aquino: Wala akong utang na loob sa mga taong walang ginawa sa buhay kundi pintasan ako. (Tit for tat. Sila din, walang utang na loob sa ‘yo.)

• Elijah Canlas type jowain sina Bea Alonzo, Kathryn Bernardo, Maja Salvador at Liza Soberano. (Nakup.)

• Kim Chiu nagsalita na tungkol sa chikang kasal na sila ni Xian Lim. (Kasal? ‘Di nga.)

• Alessandra de Rossi inokray si Duterte; nakipagsagutan sa DDS vlogger na tumawag sa kanya ng laos (Lesson learned: You can’t pick a fight with somebody wittier and more intelligent than you. Go, Alex!)

• Pia Wurtzbach may pabaong ‘pampaswerte’ kay Rabiya Mateo sa Miss Universe.