Brats from hell terrorize sets of major studios
Seems they really start ’em young in the biz. Child Star bullied young extras on the set of a high-profile project. The studio couldn’t reprimand CS, who is the star of the project.
Pint-sized Performer, from a rival studio, was seen dining in a restaurant one weekend.
A mole was shocked to witness PP’s rudeness. PP kept screaming and running all over the place while the elders just sat there, helpless, because the unwieldy kid is the breadwinner.
We detect a disturbing pattern here.
Handsome Hunk has been naughty since childhood. Close Relative says HH’s parents were often called to the principal’s office because the kid was a troublemaker.
Seems HH hasn’t outgrown those childhood high-jinks. Even as an adult, HH has the nasty rep of being quite the rabble-rouser. Or is HH just forever, uh, young?
According to Former Boss, Scandalous Personality is a congenital liar.
Once, as a teener, SP didn’t want to report for work. SP ordered Frightened Underling to make a mess in the lavatory on the set of a big project.
Then SP offered FU’s “creation” to Stunned Director as proof of disease.
The taping was canceled and SD went malling. As luck would have it, SD bumped into SP, who was arm-in-arm with Cute Boyfriend.
Small but terrible
Show biz insiders have always found Diminutive Coworker a tad arrogant.
Perhaps it’s because DC has a lot to prove, like other famous Lilliputians Napoleon and Hitler.
For someone who acts smart, DC is quite stupid, related Famous Colleague.
FC pointed out that DC can’t seem to follow instructions. Maybe it’s a case of selective hearing. DC hears only DC.
Sexy Starlet and friends had a meeting with Controversial Personality. Things didn’t go well between SS and CP.
Determined to impress guests, CP had pulled out all the stops. SS was turned off and thought CP too arrogant.
“CP must be covering up a deep insecurity from a lousy childhood,” SS quipped. “All the wealth in the world can’t compensate for lack of manners.”
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Personal daw na kinausap si Rayver; Piolo hindi papatusin si Cristine. (Eh kasi nga.)
Shaina: Oo, hiwalay na kami ni John Lloyd! (Ho-hum.)
I-we-welcome pa raw niya nang bonggang bongga; Marian hindi natatakot sa pagbabalik ni Angel Locsin sa GMA 7. (Kami rin!)
Ara Mina kay Cristine: Aminin niya muna ang nagawa niyang kasalanan bago siya humingi ng tawad. (Korek!)
Tini-tsismis daw kasi sa isang young actor; Totoo bang bading si Jed Madela? (E ano naman kung…?)
Kaya raw gumawa ng iskandalo sa isang bar; Andi naghahabol pa rin kay Albie. (Naku, lagot kayo kay Jaclyn.)
Inggit sa love life at bonggang career ng pop princess; Sarah gustong wasakin ni Cristine. (Parang teleserye!)
Habang kinukuhanan ang isang eksena sa “Bulaklak ng City Jail”; Nora umamin: Lasing ako kahit may shooting. (Baka eksenang lasing din.)
Pinalalabas ng mga taong naninira sa kanila ni Derek; Angelica Panganiban, taksil na, mang-aahas pa. (This is getting tiresome. ’Di pa ba napapalabas ang movie nila?)
Nahuli raw na nagde-date nang palihim; Dennis: Wala kaming relasyon ni Cristine. (Siya na naman?)
Handang ipaglaban ang kanilang karapatan; Claudine, Raymart hindi uurungan si Mon Tulfo. (Parang action movie!)
Gusto raw nilang magpagamot at magpa-pray over; Pacman hinahanting ng mga may sakit. (At magpabili ng gamot?)
Grabe palang magalit si Claudine Barretto—Mon Tulfo. (Ay, tumpak, tanong ninyo pa kay…)
Alam na kaya ni Sarah ang ginagawa ng dyowa? Gerald Anderson buking, may ka-date raw na ibang babae sa probinsya. (Men.)
Kaya bigla raw lilipad sa Amerika; Rufa Mae buntis, si Boy2 Quizon ang tatay? (Careful.)
Cristine iniligtas ni Claudine sa kahihiyan. (By creating a bigger scandal.)
Sarah pigil na pigil ma-in love, ayaw masaktan. (This is such an old issue.)
May nag-utos daw na layuan muna si Angelica; Derek bawal magkadyowa habang may kontrata sa TV5. (Hmmm.)
Sarah: Gwapo po si Gerald kaya natatakot ako! (Natatakot makalimot sa sarili?)
Pinaglalaruan ang mga taong walang kalaban-laban; DJ Mo traydor, dapat putulan ng dila. (Maybe, but how?)