Celebs’ relationship ‘deeper’ than friendship

Seasoned Performer (SP) and Performing Champ (PC) run around in the same circles, but kibitzer never knew there was more to SP and PC’s closeness than friendship. In one live event, as kibitzer was watching from the balcony of the venue of the show where both stars were appearing in, he told SP’s friend Rousing Jester (RJ) how similar PC’s face was to that of SP’s young kid.

“Kamukhang-kamukha ‘no, RJ? Pwedeng mag-ama sina PC at ang bata,” he observed. “Oo naman,” RJ quipped, followed by raucous laughter. Kibitzer asked RJ, “So rumors are true about the kid’s real father?”

“Well, well, well” was all RJ would say. OK, then. ‘Yun na.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Alden Richards

•Alden Richards goes viral for being the “BIDA champion” of DOH vs COVID-19. (This Bae is a bida …)

Kathryn Bernardo (left) and Daniel Padilla

•Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla hindi nagpa-VIP sa Covid testing. (They might not get away with it, unlike some senators …)

•Piolo Pascual, main attraction dapat sa Sona? (To do whaaat?)

•Dalawang sosyalerang bike ni Jinkee Pacquiao nagkakahalaga ng P1M! (If you have money to burn, why not? Right, Mommy D?)

•Hugot ni Megastar Sharon Cuneta: Never akong nagalit nang ganito, kasi mukha kaming nababoy. (She reached her tipping point.)

•Pagbabalik-telebisyon ni Kris Aquino, napurnada … (As they say, try and try again …)

•Vice Ganda ayaw magkaanak: Kaya ko, pero ayokong magdusa siya … sa cruelty ng mundo (Cruel? Wait till the kid hears his jokes.)

•Liza Soberano, Enrique Gil nag-thank you sa kontrobersyal na kongresista na si Sagip Party List Rep. Rodante Marcoleta at maybahay nito. (Grateful. Alam na this …)

Alessandra de Rossi

•Alessandra de Rossi sa patuloy na pagtaas ng Covid cases: It kills my soul! Ano, ABS-CBN pa rin ang issue? (Covid? What Covid? Apparently, the ABS-CBN franchise is the esteemed congressmen’s top priority.)

•Cherie Gil at Gladys Reyes hold online acting classes. (E ‘di wow …)

•Martin del Rosario makikipag-date online … (KKB din sila online?)

Anne Curtis

•Anne Curtis makakauwi na para makabalik sa “It’s Showtime.” (If the network is still around when she comes back. Right, esteemed congressmen?)

Dingdong Dantes

•Dingdong Dantes sinimulan na ang delivery business. (Can’t put all your eggs in one basket.)

•Pagpasok ni Richard Gutierrez sa “FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano” sa cable channel na lang mapapanood … (That’s certainly better than nowhere …)

Andi Eigenmann

•Andi Eigenmann hindi pa rin pinakakasalan ng nobyong surfer na si Philmar Alipayo. (Baka nag-iipon pa …?)

•Julie Anne San Jose nakamove-on na sa lovelife … (Heard she deserves better treatment.)