‘Not the sunshine boy you know’

Don’t be fooled by Amiable Bachelor’s (AB) disarming smile. As they say in the business of show, appea­rances can be deceiving—and this is very true in AB’s case. Beyond that wholesome boy-next-door persona is a discontented soul that readily spews insults at people who get on his bad side.

Ask his former squeeze Sultry Jezebela (SJ)—she’ll probably not confirm it, but we’re pretty sure she won’t deny it either. Initially, timid-looking SJ thought AB was the ideal beau, until she began bearing the brunt of his pent-up anger and frustrations.

His foul moods aren’t the only chink in AB’s dashing armor. When he’s in a particularly “playful” mood, AB uses the internet to seek playmates, like character actor Mystifying Personality (MP) who trended recently for using his social media accounts as platforms for booty-calling starstruck women.

One may look very different from the other, but in their case, it’s “different folks with similar strokes.” As our source points out, “Like MP, AB is not the sunshine boy you think you know.” So, be forewarned, ladies!

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

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This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• ABS-CBN documentaries win awards at US International Film and Video Festival. (Congrats!)

• Pagkanta ni Kim Chiu ng “Bawal Lumabas” sa Wish bus na-bash; “dislikes” umabot sa mahigit 540k. (You can’t please everybody.)

• Hugot ni Jessy Mendiola sa mga kaganapan ngayon sa kanyang buhay at sa kanyang mga insecurities: Finally, it has ended … I am finally free! (Feeling free while in quarantine?)

• Pinky Amador sa pagwawala sa hotel: I am truly sorry pero ipinaglaban ko lang ang karapatan nating mabuhay! (Boils down to human rights issue.)

• Jaclyn Jose on Pinky Amador cursing at condotel staff: “Heartless!” (Just like in one of her contravida roles.)

• “Ang Probinsyano,” Kim Chiu-Xian Lim teleserye to return to TV via Kapamilya channel; “Make it With You” ni Liza Sobe­rano and Enrique Gil nakansela. (Why be selective?)

• Coleen Garcia at Billy Crawford are expecting a baby boy. (Wow! A baby made in quarantine.)

• May bagong kolaborasyon sina Sen. Lito Lapid at Coco Martin. (Preparing for the next elections this early?)

• Coco nag-deactivate ng Instagram account. (Would SolGen Calida know why?)

• Even Lea Salonga can’t explain why she and Aga Muhlach click on the big screen. (Hmmm…)

• Angel Locsin pinatulan si Sen. Tito Sotto liking tweet claiming she’s “pro-NPA”: “I saw that you liked this tweet,” Locsin wrote, tagging Sotto’s Twitter account. “I will never support terrorists, nor will I ever support any kind of violence.” (Well said!)

• Andrea Torres denies she’s pr

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egnant with Derek Ramsay’s child. (Let’s just wait and see till year-end.)

• Heart Evangelista namigay na ng libreng tablets na-bash pa? (Why, oh, why?)

• Barbie Forteza handa sa balik-trabaho pero hindi sa pag-aasawa… (Career before marriage)

• Sarah Geronimo masaya sa piling ni Matteo Guidicelli kahit hindi pa napapatawad ng magulang. (She finally broke free!)

• Vilma Santos walang interes sa national artist award. (Multiawarded na kasi?)

• Pokwang umalma nang tawaging terrorista… (Paano pa ’pag naisabatas na ang antiterror bill?)

• John Lloyd Cruz nag-aambisyong maging pulitiko? (From show biz to politics … what else is new?)

• Joshua Garcia sasabak na sa “new normal” shooting… (Careful!)

• Rhian Ramos nagkaroon ng cabin fever at slight depression sa panahon ng lockdown… (Hindi ka nag-iisa.)