Hunky gay turns down politico’s overture

HEART Evangelista: Loveless again

A political figure was the alleged stalker of a show biz personality. Curiously, both of them are male.

Hunky Gay, who is the product of a reality show, claims that Handsome Politician, one of the more dashing men in government, was once smitten with him.

HG insists that HP, who’s supposed to be a conservative family man, pursued him relentlessly.

Alas, HG wasn’t interested to become a politician’s “mistress,” and purportedly turned down HP’s generous offer.

Moving out

High-Profile Personality is not too shy about flaunting material possessions in public.

HP showed off his rather extravagant home in a posh subdivision to several media representatives.

Turned out, HP had to move out of the luxurious residence. According to a mole, HP could not afford the expensive monthly payments for the property, which amountted to millions of pesos.

V for Vendetta?

Controversial Star bumped into Closeted Performer in public.

SLATER Young lost it at 19.

Absent-mindedly, CS greeted CP: “Bakla! Girl, how are you na?”

CP was too flabbergasted to react.

Now, the big question: Did CS intentionally “out” CP as revenge, or was it an honest Freudian slip?

It could very well have been a well-timed retaliation, because CP supposedly had stolen the Hunky Beau of someone close to CS.

Starlet wars

Veteran Actress allegedly cannot stand younger co-star, Ambitious Starlet.

VA finds AS irritating. Apart from AS’ lack of talent, the girl is a budding prima donna as well.

ARA MINA: Hurting

The last straw came when AS made the entire cast and crew, including VA, wait for hours on the set. And only because AS decided to go to a coffee shop for her daily caffeine fix.

VA was so incensed that she gave AS a tongue-lashing that the upstart will not soon forget.

VA also threatened to quit the show if AS didn’t shape up.

Missing suitor

Pretty Starlet is left wondering why Cute Suitor suddenly stopped wooing her.

CS, who’s from an influential family, was ardently following PS around just a few months back. But CS vanished without a trace.

A spy thinks it’s because CS was intimidated by PS’ overprotective mom. Another insider suspects it’s because CS went back to the waiting arms of Former Lover who is separated from her husband.

Filipino in Soho

CRISTINE Reyes: Stinging words

Arnold Vegafria, talent manager and concert-TV-film producer, was one of the jurors at the 3rd Soho New York International Film Festival, which was held on April 13-20 at the Sunshine Cinema, New York City.

The Filipino entries screened at the film fest were Jerrold Tarog’s “Senior Year” and Alvin Yapan’s “Ang Sayaw ng Dalawang Kaliwang Paa.”

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Tuloy ang pag-aaral at walang problema, ‘hindi buntis’ ang anak ni Gretchen Barretto (The truth will always come out.)

Maraming ‘naloloka’ sa kadramahan ni Greta (Naloloka in a good way, we suppose.)

Gov. Vilma kay Jennylyn: Napakalambing na bata (Mukhang aprub talaga si Gov)

ALDEN Richards: Missing photos

Hindi na ma-take ni Ara ang pagbabago sa ugali; Cristine yumabang na, nakalimutan na raw ang pamilya (Typical show biz story.)

Pati mga payo ng nanay ay dinedma lang, Cristine palasagot kay Ara Mina, grabeng manumbat (Uh-oh … that can’t be good.)

Cristine tinawag si Ara na boba, pokpok at walang kwenta (Sobrang anghang, tubig please!)

Cristine tinawag na ‘cheap’ ang mga reporter na kaibigan ni Ara? (Wild.)

Wally, Jose walang arte sa katawan, mga totoong tao (Sa katawan ba lumalabas ang pagkatao?)

Umaming nakatikim na ng sex sa edad na 19; Slater Young: Hindi na ako virgin! Matagal na po! (OK, we won’t hold it against you.)

Hubad na litrato ni Alden Richards nawawala (Oh, we’re sure there are more out there somewhere…)

Marian Rivera baka magwala na naman dahil kay Angel Locsin (Jealousy can be dangerous.)

Maraming nagsasabing isa siyang dakilang playboy; Enrique Gil tinuhog si Kim Chiu, Jessy Mendiola at Kathryn Bernardo (Aray!)

Phil ‘iniwan’ si Angel, nagbabakasyon mag-isa (A vacation does not always mean a breakup.)

Heart nakipaghiwalay na kay Daniel Matsunaga (Someone better may be out there. Not as good-looking perhaps, but better for you.)

Umaming may nilalagay para tumambok; Angeline: Opo, peke ang pwet at balakang ko! (But eating will do that too, and it’s much more fun.)

John Lapus pinayuhan ang operadong bading

Kaya pala iritang irita sa set ng “My Beloved”; Katrina pinaglilihian si Marian (That’s a compliment to Marian!)

Rufa Mae gusto nang layasan ang “Showbiz Central” (A break might be a good idea.)

Wala na raw talaga sa kanyang mga plano, pero Gabby Concepcion nakabuntis ulit, baby boy naman ang gusto (Baka girl na naman.)

Derek Ramsay tinarayan ang pakialamerong follower sa Twitter (Attention-seeker lang yun.)

Xian Lim hiyang-hiya habang nag-ho-host ng “Bb. Pilipinas” (Bakit naman?)

Ruffa G nag-iiyak: ’Wag niyong idamay ang anak ko! (Such is the battle cry of many a parent.)

Kaya inis na inis mga fans ni Kim Chiu; Xian Lim sobrang yumabang, sumobra daw ang kaartehan (Napaka-sensitive talaga ng mga fans!)

Amalia Fuentes marami pang pasasabugin laban kay Annabelle Rama (Hit the ground!)

Feeling mag-asawa na ang drama sa buhay; Derek, Angelica, live-in na daw (Matagal na, ’di ba?)

Anne nag-MRT ulit para makaabot sa “Showtime” (Cool.)

Coco Martin 2012 sexiest man in the Philippines (Hot!)