Not just another tall tale

Mole had a funny tale to tell us about two writer/bloggers, WB1 and WB2, fighting over their steamy sexual exploits. No, we aren’t talking about the directors who share their boytoys’ numbers when they’re bored.

This time, the aforementioned writers were trying to “compare notes,” seeing which of show biz’s jobless lads had visited their bedrooms in exchange for money. After all, times are really hard.

When WB1 declared that one of his satisfying conquests was Druggie Cat (DC), WB2’s eyes lit up and quipped, “Me, too!” “Prove it,” dared WB1. “A very important date is scribbled as a tattoo on DC’s torso,” WB2 shot back. Apparently, WB1 and WB2 share more than just a hobby. Apir!

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Kathryn Bernardo (left) and Daniel Padilla

• Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla, walong taon na ang relasyon at patuloy pa rin sa pagpapakilig. (Aren’t they a little long in the tooth for that?)

• Ellen Adarna sinabing coparenting ang setup nila ni John Lloyd Cruz sa kanilang 2-year-old son. (Two heads are better than one?)

Ellen Adarna (left) and John Lloyd Cruz

• John Lloyd inaming nangangamba sa kinabukasan ng kanyang anak kay Ellen. (With the country’s current political climate, that’s a valid concern.)

• Bea Alonzo tinukso si John Lloyd sa isyung si Sarah Geronimo ang kanyang great love… (Fishing?)

• Bea may namumuong kilig kay Dominic Roque, ayon sa mga netizens? (Hmm, from fishing to fishy…)

• Matteo Guidicelli sa isyu ng pag-aasawa: The wife is always correct, even though they‘re not… (That’s how to maintain peace at home…)

• Mga komedyante sanib-pwersa sa fund-raising gig para sa mga stand-up comedians. (We always protect our own.)

• BB Gandanghari reveals family didn‘t bother to call even after death hoax. (Busy sa quarantine activities nila, especially her action star brother.)

• Richard Gomez at Lucy Torres nagtanim ng mga puno bilang selebrasyon ng kanilang 22 anibersaryo. (Like marriage, it’s something that needs a lot of attention and care.)

• Marian Rivera, Judy Ann Santos, Pia Wurtzbach auction off branded fashion items for Covid-19 aid. (To make space for new ones…?)

• Bea Binene inaming apektado ang kanyang coffee business ng krisis sa Covid-19, pati na ang kanyang pag-aaral. (The name of the game is survival of the fittest.)

• Derek Ramsay gustong mag-reunion sa Palawan kasama ang pamilya nila ni Andrea Torres pagkatapos ng ECQ. (After all, the family that plays together, stays—and strays—together…)

• Pilita Corrales boto kay Rayver Cruz para sa apong si Janine Gutierrez. (Nemen.)

• Jasmine Curtis-Smith nalulungkot dahil hindi makasama ang ate na si Anne Curtis at baby nito… (Tita duties on hold.)

• Princess Punzalan to act in Hollywood film after the pandemic. (Veeery exciting.)