Lovely lady’s half-hearted commitment to advocacy

Advocacy has two types as far as Vexatious Kitten (VK) is concerned, or at least the people behind her brand name.

For the first type of “advocacy,” you will see VK physically supporting causes that promote the interests of children—like reading stories to the kids, for example. This is when she is sure that there are VIPs present during the event and media outfits would cover it.

If none of those is present, then VK, being that she’s also busy with TV work, would just send her dad or a member of her team to “advocate” for her. That’s the second type.

To be fair, no one can say for certain whether VK actually ordered her handlers to represent her or if they thought this initiative would impress her, so they decided on their own. It certainly didn’t impress the organizers of an intimate event for kids who had invited VK because they thought she actually practices what she preaches. INQ

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Issa Pressman (left photo); James Reid and Nadine Lustre

•Huli sa video: James Reid Nakipag-halikan kay Issa Pressman? (So what? The guy is single now, isn’t he?)

Barbie Forteza (left) and Jak Roberto

•Barbie Forteza and Jak Roberto napag-uusapan na ang kasal; type ang garden wedding. (Does this come with sprinklers?)

•Sharon Cuneta nadulas sa banyo habang nagsa-shower, ulo nabagok. (Did she get a mega-bukol?)

KC Concepcion

•Pagkukumpara ni Sharon kay KC Concepcion sa tatlong anak … Unfair, unfair, unfair! (There’s nothing more dramatic than Sharon crying…)

•Totoo bang sa March 2020 ang kasalang Sarah Geronimo at Matteo Guidicelli? (Unlike her recent movie, that would be … unforgettable.)

•Banta ni Ai-Ai delas Alas sa 2020: Babangon sa kamalasan ng 2019. Tuloy na kaya ang pagpasok sa pulitika? (What do they say again about actors who pursue politics?)

•Jiro Manio nagdodroga pa rin kahit nasa rehab; Ai-Ai sumuko na… (Was she on drugs, too?)

•Remake ng “Tabing Ilog” nina John Lloyd Cruz, Baron Geisler, Kaye Abad at Jodi Sta. Maria kasado na? (It’s now called “Polluted Ilog”)

•Alden Richards napiling host ng “Centerstage;” fans humiling na ma-extend ang “The Gift.” (Maybe they can now call it … “The Gifted”?)

•Vice Ganda nairita sa guesting ni Kit Thompson sa “GGV”: Hindi ’yun ipinalabas! (You mean Kit wasn’t asked to embarrass himself?)

•#AyokoNa: Joem Bascon iniwan ang ex-dyowa dahil kay Meryll Soriano? (We’d be surprised if he left the ex-dyowa for Meryl Streep.)

•Gerald Anderson umaming may special someone na niregaluhan nung Pasko. (Which of them…?)

•Saab Magalona nag-donate ng breast milk para sa mga “Taal” babies… (That’s a lot of milk!)

•Payo ni Rachelle Ann Go sa mga single ladies: Mas OK pa rin ang kasal muna kaysa live-in. (Sound advice.)

•Bianca Manalo buntis na nga ba kay Sen. Sherwin Gatchalian? (Si Bianca … nanalo!)

•Donasyon ni Alex Gonzaga sa Taal victims nilait-lait ng basher: 2 pirasong sardinas sa gusot na eco bag … abuloy??? (How harsh naman. Did they expect Alex to give Toni away?)

•Maitim na kilikili ni Ivana Alawi pinagtsismisan sa socmed … (You mean socmed knows who she is…?)

•Joshua Garcia sweet na sweet kay Janella Salvador: That’s my baby! (This PR stunt is sooo original, I tell you!)

•Morissette Amon sablay ang pagbirit sa ASAP; inokray ng netizens… (Nag-walk out din ang high notes?)