Double trouble

If you go by the way Gorgeous Macho (GM) projects himself in public, you’d think that he’s a doting UK (ulirang kasintahan) to his ladylove, Graceful Sensation (GS). But Inquirer Entertainment’s reliable mole in Cebu swears that every time GM visits the Queen City of the South, GM is known to paint the town red with different gals in his arms.The same mole said that it’s the same story with Riveting Jock (RJ), who has a “loyal boyfriend” image in public. He’s always seen with pretty young things (PYTs) when he’s far away from the prying eyes of his current squeeze, Lissome Negastar (LN).

These naughty mice love playing around when the cats are away.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Lagot kayo kay Darna: Bilang na ang araw ng mga pirata kay Angel Locsin. (Wala silang bato, Ding!)

Maymay Entrata, Edward Barber magkahiwalay muna sa Pasko, babawi sa pamilya… (Oh, did they use to be conjoined twins?)

Vilma Santos at Isko “Yorme” Moreno lalabanan ba sina Sara Duterte at Manny Pacquiao sa Eleksiyon 2022? (This should be an interesting “mano-a-mano.”)

Lotlot de Leon dumipensa kay Janine Gutierrez sa tweet isyu sa pagbabalik telebisyon ni Bong Revilla; Lolit Solis nag-sorry. (Take it, take it!)

Arjo Atayde napaiyak sa anniversary message ni Maine Mendoza: I love you! (O, s’ya!)

Relasyong Jomari Yllana-Priscilla Almeda matutulad din sa Harlene Bautista-Romnick Sarmenta love story. (Is that good or bad?)

Dimples Romana mabenta sa birthday, Halloween, Christmas parties: Busog na busog ako! (That’s a nice problem, isn’t it?)

Beauty Gonzalez isinugod sa ospital matapos mangati, masugatan sa taping ng “Kadenang Ginto.” (Poor thing. OK, next!)

Richard Gomez may doctorate degree na sa Public Administration. (Preparing for a higher office?)

Tom Rodriguez at Carla Abellana hiwalay muna sa Pasko pero may pasabog sa 2020! (Will it be explosive enough?)

Maine Mendoza

Fans nanawagan: Iboto si Maine Mendoza para sa ultimate Asian Sweetheart 2019; Makakalaban sina Kathryn Bernardo, Nadine Lustre, Heart Evangelista, Bea Alonzo, Kisses Delavin at Jennylyn Mercado. (Alin, alin, alin ang naiba…?)

Alden Richards sa lahat ng kanyang fans: Salamat, binuo ninyo ang aking pagkatao… (So, he used to be incomplete?)

Morissette Amon sa dyowang singer: I’d love to keep you forever… (Won’t she walk out if she can keep him? Tee-hee.)

Lee Dong-wook gaganap na gumiho sa bagong K-drama? (This should be interesting. Go, Dong-wook, go!)

Pagsasama nina Kris Aquino at Catriona Gray kinontra ng bashers. (Who’s the weaker link here? Would you like to venture a guess?)

Vic Sotto: Ayaw na ayaw ko ang nagpapatawa, gusto ko ang nakakatawa… (The secret of Bossing’s humor…?)

2019 show biz shockers: 3 sisters and a funeral; Teacher’s enemy si Raffy Tulfo; Vice Ganda at Ion Perez love wins! (What do Raffy Tulfo, Vice’s latest squeeze and a funeral have in common?)

Vice: Gusto ko protektahan ang pamilya ni Ion, mahal nila ako… (Is he trying to convince us, or is he trying to convince himself?)

Lito Lapid ipadidirek kay Coco Martin ang mala-Hollywood na action movie; gagastusan ni Pacman? (Are you listening, Hollywood?)