Flashy contests are like a box of chocolates—you never know what you’re gonna get. And talent connoisseur Antsy Señora (AS) couldn’t control her displeasure when it was Mumbling Missy’s (MM) turn to rule the roost.
One time, when AS saw MM in a huddle with her fellow babes, the former was overheard saying, “Why was MM chosen? She has no personality?” Ouch.
Yes, we know AS has uncompromising standards. But while her candor was spot-on, even we could feel its sting!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Tanong ng madlang pipol: True ba, John Lloyd Cruz hiniwalayan na ni Ellen Adarna? (Does that mean the end of Lloydie’s hiatus?)
Ellen sinaktan daw ni John Lloyd nang malasing kaya lumayas kasama ang anak? (Sounds like a scene from a teleserye!)
Julia Barretto
Sigaw ni Julia Barretto laban kay Bea Alonzo: Ginamit mo ang socmed para sirain ako! That is downright bullying! (But what does Julia call herself?)
Gerald Anderson pinuri ang pamilya ni Julia, umaming kinompronta ni Dennis Padilla. (The plot thickens.)
Lola ni Julia pinupulutan ng bashers: Ano ba’ng image ng mga anak n’yo? Isip-isip din! (We’re done thinking…)
Kapatid ni Julia rumesbak sa bashers; nilaglag si Joshua Garcia. (’Yun tayo, eh.)
Bea Alonzo
Mommy Divine may kundisyon bago pumayag sa Sarah Geronimo-Matteo Guidicelli wedding? (What does Mommy Divine stand to lose? Hmm, let us think about that…)
Maine Mendoza ‘nagpaalam’ na sa “Eat Bulaga” Dabarkads. (Temporarily, let’s hope.)
Zia Dantes tinalbugan si Marian Rivera sa pa-awra. (She is her mother’s daughter, indeed.)
Basher galit na galit kay Regine Velasquez: Nakakahiya ka! Pweeee! (Huwaw, may hiya pala si basher…?)
Judy Ann Santos bibida sa life story ni Mother Lily, ididirek ni Erik Matti. (’Di nga.)
Solenn Heusaff hubo’t hubad sa buong pelikula; Benjamin Alves may pa-pwet. (Show, don’t tell.)
Solenn Heussaff —INSTAGRAM
3 Kapuso stars maglalaban-laban sa 2019 Miss World PH: Michelle Dee, Kelley Day at Isabelle de Leon. (Another shot at stardom for them.)