Goalless Bachelor (GB) may have never gotten married before but he is not childless. This actor, who recently got engaged to his nonshow biz girlfriend, has already fathered a child by a woman who was his childhood friend.
The poor baby, a girl, is a spitting image of the father but was never acknowledged by GB. The baby’s mom, however, opted not to seek financial help from GB and raised the girl on her own.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Jessy Mendiola binastos, nilait dahil sa pagbebenta ng lumang branded bag! (Leave the pretty girl alone. She can do whatever she wants with her stuff.)
Maine Mendoza as a man, via a gender-switching app
Paghalik ni Arjo Atayde sa balikat ni Maine Mendoza “krimen” para sa AlDub fans; Alden Richards at Kakai Bautista nadamay… (The very old, tiring plot thickens…)
Maine gwapung-gwapo sa gender challenge app: Pasadong EB Bae na may bigote’t balbas. (Call her Main Man Mendoza. Tee-hee.)
K-pop idol Shinwoo, Sue Ramirez
K-pop idol Shinwoo tinuruan ng kalokohang Pinoy ni Sue Ramirez. (Careful, Sue. Be very careful.)
Megan Young: Hindi pa kami kasal ni Mikael Daez, malalaman n’yo naman. (They’re old enough to know when or what’s best for them.)
Megan Young
Vice Ganda naging presidente ng sorority sa FEU; Kakaibang initiation rites buking. (Careful, Vice. Be very careful, too.)
JK Labajo sa resulta ng 2019 eleksyon: Yoko na! Lipat na ako sa ibang bansa! (Ay! Where kaya?)
JM de Guzman durog na durog na kay Barbie Imperial: Paasa na, two-timer pa! (Shouldn’t he focus on something more useful first?)
JaDine hot na hot: muling nagpakaligaya sa Palawan. (Where are the firemen when you need them?)
Coco Martin
Coco Martin pinakilig ang madlang pipol sa birthday surprise kay Yassi Pressman! (The guy knows how to turn on the charm.)
Janno Gibbs: Nirerespeto ko si Pangulong Duterte pero masama bang kumontra kapag may mali? (Spot on.)
Derek Ramsay maingat sa sex scenes: Never akong nag-take advantage sa partner ko. (And what about his partner…?)
Bianca Umali inaatake ng sepanx: Nakakalungkot lang dahil wala na ang dating Sahaya. (Time heals.)
Lorna Tolentino isang buwan lang sana sa “Ang Probinsyano: Hanggang September pa tatagal si Lily… (Balato, LT!)
Heart Evangelista
Sosyal na paglilinis ni Heart Evangelista ng CR binatikos: Mahiya naman po kayo sa mga kasambahay… (OMG. Like, why can’t she be allowed to make kuskos the kubeta in style?)
Alex Gonzaga hinatulan: persona non grata sa Parañaque? (The girl just doesn’t know when to shut her mouth.)
Maymay Entrata fangirl noon, super idol na ngayon; marami nang natulungan. (Yes, i-announce pa more.)
Gino Padilla pinagdasal si Jim Paredes: Lahat tayo nagkakasala… (Spanking not good enough, Gino?)
Marvel, Warner Bros handang tumulong sa misyon ng FDCP (Film Development Council of the Philippines)! (Lights, camera, rolling…!)