Though he prefers women, still anything goes for newbie hunk
Luring Dude was in a “giving mood” after downing one drink too many during a night-out at a bar some time ago.
Noticing that LD was already quite wasted, Gay Admirer approached the former and gave his best shot in the hope of getting “lucky.”
GA was nervous because he wasn’t sure if LD is the kind of guy who entertains advances from gay men.
But next thing he knew, GA was being led by LD to his vehicle, where one thing led to another.
Meanwhile, a mole revealed that LD also accepts dinner invites from rich, middle-aged men. Strictly dinner, though, the mole insisted.
LD is straight, mole swore—he just revels in being the object of fantasies of girls and gays alike.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Kris Aquino kinumpirmang P56K ang budget kada buwan sa prutas na kinakain nilang mag-ina! (That’s a looot of fruits, don’t you think?)
Janine Gutierrez mala-Dark Phoenix ng X-Men sa ‘Dragon Lady.’ (Huwaw! She also has telepathy and telekinesis?)
Arjo Atayde at Maine Mendoza ibang level na ang kaligayahan; nag-date sa Taiwan! (Watch out for ibang level na bashing.)
Maine sa ‘AlDub’ Nation: “I’m sorry if I’m hurting you with my truth.” (They have contradictory “truths.”)
Paulo Avelino naaksidente sa big bike, kanang balikat napuruhan! (Gotta learn to slow down, Pau.)
Kathryn Bernardo on Daniel Padilla: I promise to love you and stay with you forever … (What do they say about forever … ?)
Billy Crawford ayaw pang buntisin si Coleen Garcia: Waiting pa ako sa ‘go signal.’ (How subtle.)
Ethel Booba pumatol sa Momo challenge: Hindi n’ya mauutusan ang mga pamangkin ko, ang tatamad! Charot! (Tsk. Sorry, tita.)
Sumigaw ng ‘I love you, Darren (Espanto)’ sa Rakrakan 2019 pinagmumura ni JK Labajo, nag-dirty finger pa. (Any reaction, Maureen?)
Sunshine Cruz nagpasalamat sa sexy star na na-link kay Cesar Montano; ayaw nang magpabuntis. (Lesson learned.)
Zia Quizon umaming may mental disorder: I suffer from BDD… Affected sa panglalait sa itsura ni Robin Nievera. (Nobody’s perfect.)
