Gigolo goes gaga
Jekyll and Hyde, anyone?
Musky Charmer can sweep anyone off his/her feet. Indeed MC had his fair share of playmates—of all genders—in the past.
A former lover, Catty Sweetheart, had a traumatic experience with MC, who could be a tad volatile.
Is MC’s neuroses due to a checkered past?
After all, MC had to sell his body and soul to the devil. MC was a gigolo for hire, serving such legends as Bodacious Benefactor and Aggressive Maven for a spell.
Bad company
It’s a calamity waiting to happen.
Of the dozens of starlets hovering in the studio, Disturbed Jock had to hook up with Invigorating Belle.
As luck would’ve it, IB has a slight drinking problem.
IB can be a mean souse. Unfortunately, DJ is a recovering substance abuser, as well.
Will IB push DJ away from the straight-and-narrow path? Or will DJ inspire IB to turn over a new leaf?
Messy affair
Musky Charmer’s past entanglements must have contributed to the present chaotic state of personal affairs.
MC was once caught up in a dangerous liaison with Married Associate. Thing was, MA merely inherited MC from Best Buddy.
MC used to be BB’s favorite. After BB left the scene, MC fell into MA’s lap.
MC later fell in love with Coquettish Sweetheart.
MC was serious about CS. So MC decided to break up with MA, who didn’t exactly take the news calmly.
It was messy.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Vice Ganda at Calvin Abueva nagpakaligaya sa Bora; walang pakialam sa mga bashers (All is fair in love and war.)
Hiling ng AlDub fans, itambal na si Alden kay Maine sa “Daddy’s Gurl.” (Uh, OK.)
Kathryn Bernardo mahal na mahal si Daniel Padilla: “I’m the happiest when I’m with DJ!” (What about DJ?)
Kalat na: “Sugod Bahay” segment ng “Eat Bulaga,” bawal daw sa Pasig dahil sa anak ni Bossing (Vic Sotto). (Urong-bahay…?)
Coco Martin tinawag na “my idol” ni PNP Chief Director General Oscar Albayalde; PNP susuportahan ulit ang “Ang Probinsyano…” (All’s well that ends well.)
Maymay Entrata handang i-train ni Jonas Gaffud para maging beauty queen! (Next!)
Enrique Gil (left) and Liza Soberano
Enrique Gil hindi ‘pumasa’ sa UP; Liza Soberano nag-disguise pero buking pa rin. (Sablay.)
Toni Gonzaga (left) and Sam Milby
Toni Gonzaga umaming umabot sa ‘MU’ ang relasyon kay Sam Milby pero nag-break dahil sa third party. (Hot news!)
JM de Guzman
JM de Guzman sa basher: Hunghang, syunga ka! Hindi ako marunong manira. (Hala.)
Aiko Melendez
2 anak ni Aiko Melendez super-close sa dyowang mayor. (Happy family!)
