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Exes, with axes to grind, fight over the spoils

12:15 AM September 30, 2018

After the loving comes the cussing for these show biz exes. There’s a raging word war between Mercurial Rake and Tempestuous Vixen.

Apparently, MR felt cheated that, after years of loyalty and devotion, TV is not willing to share part of the common booty…


TV got MR out of the way, by simply honing in on a longtime weakness.

So, while MR was sidelined by a debilitating debacle, TV romped away with the spoils. Well, that’s how the cookie crumbles.


Blink and you lose the game.

Oh my Stage Mama!

Imperious Matron, who is infamous for being fiercely competitive among peers, is just as combative when it comes to the careers of her children.

An insider was shocked to witness this seldom-seen side of IM. Backstage, IM watched intently and cheered ecstatically while one of her kids, Mediocre Ingenue, performed—rather dreadfully.

MI was woefully inept. Still, IM remained enthusiastic. Even IM’s fervor, however, failed to launch MI’s dismal career.

Coworker from hell

Working in international productions is not all it’s cracked up to be…


Tenacious Jouster had an unfortunate encounter with a lousy coworker in a gig abroad.

For an intense dramatic scene, Hammy Hotshot was supposed to cradle TJ. After the sequence, HH decided to just drop TJ on the ground. That was a “douche” move, because TJ could’ve been hurt seriously.

Suffice it to say, HH will not win any best “supporting” trophies anytime soon.


Speaking of flaky colleagues… Dazzling Maiden has been losing friends due to a despicable attitude. Handlers are trying hard to rehabilitate DM’s image, to no avail.

Turns out, DM has always been a troublemaker—even as a youngster. According to peers, DM was no team player. Worse, DM didn’t bother to cooperate, to complete a major venture.

Rated S for Snowflake.

Dragon breath extinguished

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Remember Charming Jock who is notorious in the biz for having noxious breath?

Well, someone finally had the guts to call a spade a spade. After an odious kissing scene, Mesmerizing Artiste tactfully told CJ about the problem.

Mercifully, CJ didn’t take it badly and started finding ways to cure the malady.

Kudos to MA for informing CJ about the issue, instead of just complaining and yakking about it to pals.


This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Coco Martin

Coco Martin namigay ng kotse, cash sa party ng “FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano”: Kaya inuulan ng blessing! (When it rains, it pours!)

Midas touch ni Maine Mendoza matindi pa rin. (Yawn.)

Bea Alonzo

Bea Alonzo nanakawan ng wallet sa Lisbon, Portugal. (Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie.)

Nadine Lustre

Nadine Lustre tinawag na desperada, matakaw sa publicity dahil sa bikini photo. (Ouch.)

John Lloyd Cruz

Angelica Panganiban napatawad na si  John Lloyd Cruz; Ano, gusto mo ba akong mag-ninang? (Bawal ang saulian ng kandila.)

Pia Wurtzbach may wax figure sa Madame Tussauds ng HK. (Well, better than some celebs who look like wax figures!)

Regine Velasquez tuloy na ang paglipat, pinangakuan ng mga bonggang proyekto sa ABS-CBN. (OPM! Oh Promise Me!)

Alex Gonzaga kinastigo sa “hipo video”: “Nayari tayo ng MTRCB sa bahay!” (Touch me not…)

Sex tips ni Mocha Uson talbog ang Kama Sutra. (Speaking of untouchable…)

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