Gregarious siren’s cohorts get even with charming rival
Some observers suspect that the embarrassing fiasco involving Charming Kewpie is no innocent boo-boo.
Were Gregarious Siren’s cohorts behind the mix-up that left CK vulnerable to public ridicule? Not everyone is aware of the hidden enmity brewing between the two catty celebrities.
According to a mole, CK is the one who has been spreading the gossip about GS’ shameful secret. That GS is no spring chicken and has been misleading fans all this time.
Why is CK so upset with GS?
Is it because of GS’ previous entanglement with CK’s one true love, Attractive Gent?
Pants down
Talk about getting caught with your pants down.
Giddy Jouster has been struggling for years. In spite of a promising start, an erratic work attitude turned off colleagues and GJ’s career soon took a nosedive.
Well, this salacious scandal could push GJ back into the limelight, but for all the wrong reasons.
Currently making the rounds in the pink circuit are nude snaps of GJ—obviously culled from a steamy online session.
What possessed GJ to engage in such a dangerous liaison, especially since he is supposed to be a family man?
Messy mishap
There’s a full-blown verbal tussle raging between Celebrated Damsel and Cantankerous Rabble-rouser. CR made the mistake of publicly shaming CD, who was not known for being petty and pugnacious in the biz.
CR questioned CD’s competence and integrity. To top it off, even CD’s personal beliefs were disrespected.
That was the final straw.
In an uncharacteristic move, CD retaliated and unleashed a mouthful—detailing CR’s shenanigans. CD even delved into CR’s sketchy habits in the loo and dismal hygiene practices.
Messy, messy.
Underdog of the year
Combative Banshee’s minions are working overtime.
They claim CB got a raw deal and was maltreated by Big Bosses.
Apparently, the BBs didn’t appreciate CB’s latest stunt—which effectively upstaged budding celebs, Beauteous Jezebel and Glib Juvenile, during a splashy event. The two hardly complained, but they also didn’t relish being relegated to the background by scenery-chewing CB.
Now, underlings are busily concocting all sorts of scenarios, portraying CB as an aggrieved underdog.
Perhaps they should ask for heartwarming testimonials from BJ and GJ.
Cris-crossing
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
After the lovin’ comes the hatin’.
Maverick Lothario cannot stand being in the same room as former sweetheart, Luscious Artiste. ML has yet to move on from their rather acrimonious breakup. Seems ML is still smarting from being unceremoniously dumped by LA.
Since they work in the same firm, it is unavoidable to cross paths at times. So, ML has instructed gofers to do a little snooping at work.
They make sure that LA is nowhere nearby whenever ML is around. Their job is to make sure that LA will not be given the chance to ruin ML’s day.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Maymay Entrata pang-supermodel, tinalbugan si Jennylyn Mercado sa awrahan! (That’s incredible!)
Julia Barretto, handa ka na ba? Plano ni Joshua Garcia … baby muna bago kasal. (Huwaaat?)
Daniel Padilla: “Parang hindi kami pwede itambal sa iba ni Kathryn (Bernardo).” (Duh?)
Daniel “pinakamayamang” young actor; hinding-hindi na maghihirap sa dami ng pera! (Careful, the BIR might be listening.)
Jodi Sta. Maria
Hiling ni Jodi Sta. Maria huwag muna magka-girlfriend ang anak na si Thirdy Lacson. (My gosh, the kid is just 12!)
Kris Aquino may hinahandang matinding pasabog kaya mananahimik muna sa social media. (Enjoy the silence while it lasts.)
Gretchen Barretto “nalasing” habang nagsho-shopping sa Australia. (Shopping under the influence?)
Singer Darren Espanto gusto nang karerin ang pagiging aktor. (Good luck!)
Maine Mendoza
AlDub Nation target maka-1B tweets para sa Guinness. (Piece of cake.)
Paulo Avelino
Paulo Avelino gustong gayahin ang diskarte ni John Lloyd Cruz sa buhay at career? (Surely, you jest.)
Paulo happy for ex-girlfriend KC Concepcion: “Ako matagal nang happy!” (Everyone happy?)
Dasal ni Sharon Cuneta: “Sana si Pierre-Emmanuel Plassart na ang ‘forever’ ni KC!” (Amen.)
Korina Sanchez tinawag na “phenomenal love team” ang MayWard, umani ng batikos sa social media; AlDub fans umalma! (Haay.)
