Meddling kin drives young lovebirds apart

Now, it can be told. There’s a simple explanation behind the incessant squabbles of coosome twosome, Dashing Maverick and Jaunty Enchantress.

JE’s Demanding Kin is very much against DM. DK, whose favorite sport is social climbing, looks down on DM, who’s from the poor side of town.

Quite naturally, DK only wants the best for JE.

DK believes that JE’s prospects with DM are bleak and discouraging. DK thinks DM is incapable of providing well for JE, who grew up pampered and sheltered from life’s hardships.

High-flying adored

Vivacious Amore is insatiable. Secret Lover and VA went on an exciting adventure abroad. VA’s rich beau pulled out all the stops for the luxurious tour—including first-class plane tickets.

Mischievous VA wanted to join the mile-high club. While everyone else onboard was asleep, the duo did the dirty deed, with only a blanket to shield their nocturnal activity.

Alas, VA gave in to the benefactor’s request: A snapshot of his naughty bits as souvenir.

Candid camera, anyone?

From BF to BFF

In their youth, Scintillating Siren and Sensational Lothario were built up as screen partners.

Although they looked good together, nothing romantic blossomed between them.

Years later, SS realized that SL was no boyfriend material. SL was no BF, but more of a BFF.

SL came out to SS, and they became fast friends. SS would even accompany SL gay bar-hopping. They were that close!

Are they raring to do a local remake of “Will and Grace”?

Bruised and battered

Looks can surely be deceiving. Some people thought Vibrant Rake was the type who couldn’t harm a fly.

Longtime love, Obsequious Celebrity, had some pretty awful memories of their time together, though.

According to the rumor mill, OC suffered in the hands of VR, who had a violent temper.

Fragile OC was often left bruised and battered, emotionally and physically. Good thing, OC was able to pull away from that dysfunctional relationship.

Territorial teener

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

’Tis the season of teen breakups.

Aside from DM and JE, a bubbly pair from another firm, Tenacious Mentee and Unassuming Belle, has likewise called it quits.

Who knew sweet and meek UB can be ferociously territorial?

TM allegedly got suffocated because UB was a tad possessive. UB got jealous of every person who ventured near TM—even clueless coworkers were not spared.

TM eventually got fed up and dumped UB.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Anne Curtis, Heart Evangelista nanawagan sa tatlong senador na kontra sa LGBTQIA+ “Equality Bill.” (Go, girls!)

Heart Evangelista

Anne binansagang bagong action queen ng Pinas dahil sa “BuyBust.” (PR-alalalalalalala!)

Nganga: Bashers na nagsabing bilang na ang araw ni Maine Mendoza sa show biz . (May countdown ba?)

Alden Richards nakiusap sa haters na huwag bastusin sina Janine Gutierrez at Andrea Torres. (Go get a life, trolls.)

Jericho Rosales bigay-todo sa “Halik”: “Kung kailangang mag-make love, go!” (Method acting?)

Yam Concepcion lumaban nang laplapan kay Sam Milby. (Isa pa ito.)

Romnick Sarmenta may bagong manager. (Stop the press!)

Suot na jacket ni Kim Chiu, P100K ; pantalon, P73K. (Oh.)

Kim Chiu

Jodi Sta. Maria, Shaina Magdayao mag-BFF ; sabay nagpamasahe at nag-buffet. (OK, fine….)

Jodi Sta. Maria

Agot Isidro sa pagiging House Speaker ni Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: “And she’s back… aminin n’yo, marupok tayo!” (Haaay.)