It may be a running gag in Maverick Celebrity’s inner circle, but Latest Sweetheart is taking it seriously.
Friends love to joke that MC prefers his partners youthful and fresh. That when gals reach a certain age, they are traded in for the latest “model.”
Well, LS is getting antsy because she is fast approaching the deadline. LS is scared that she would get served the pink slip on her next natal day.
What an unhappy birthday that would be!
Perhaps LS should jump the gun and look for a younger beau to replace MC, who’s no spring chicken, either.
Skin deep
Boisterous Chump was the toast of the town for a spell.
Alas, not a few admirers were turned off upon meeting BC.
Up close, and sans the miracles of Photoshop, BC’s skin was hardly movie-star material.
Fast forward to the here and now: BC has undergone a magical makeover in a jiffy.
BC now looks flawless—radiant even. BC obviously found a sponsor who would help solve those pesky complexion woes.
Heartwarming
Luscious Jock can be quite temperamental. Colleagues found LJ much too reserved and standoffish.
Bodacious Personality advised coworkers to go easy on LJ. That they should try to understand LJ’s mood swings.
One fine day, between takes on the set, BP dished out a sentimental story that somehow hit LJ straight to the heart.
Much to their surprise, LJ loosened up and became friendlier to the cast and crew. BP’s words of wisdom touched LJ in a way that encouraged the kid to come out of his shell.
Rebel yell
When it comes to this raging family feud, we only hear Dazzling Jezebel’s side of the story.
Everyone knows that DJ’s rebellious kid, Scintillating Juvenile, can be hardheaded. But then again, SJ has been putting up with DJ’s tyranny for years.
DJ has the nasty habit of shaming poor SJ in public. DJ would constantly berate SJ in front of friends, too.
Perhaps DJ is feeling a tad competitive because it’s now SJ’s time to shine?
Opposites repel
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
The real reason for the dissolution of this show biz union was rather simple. According to a mole, it was incompatibility that split this duo apart.
While Notorious Maven was a neat freak, bordering on obsessive-compulsive, ex-love Feisty Performer was the exact opposite.
FP was quite messy. It was because FP grew up with a retinue of helpers who did the cleaning at home.
NM has no qualms taking care of the household. NM even knows how to cook and do the laundry. FP, however, is totally clueless when it comes to such menial chores.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
K Brosas napamura sa kaseksihan ni Lovi Poe: ‘Sensya na, inggitera lang! (Kalurks.)
“BuyBust” ni Anne Curtis umani ng papuri sa NY Asian Film Festival. (Coming soon.)
Kasalang Maxine Medina at Marx Topacio nakaplano na, pero biglang naghiwalay. (Huwatt?)
Maxine Medina
AlDub loveteam matatag pa rin, hindi kayang itumba ng mga intriga. (OK, fine…)
Korean actor Alexander Lee natatakot katrabaho si Maine Mendoza: “Because she’s a phenomenal star here!” (Afraid!)
Pia Wurtzbach confident na malakas ang laban ni Catriona Gray sa Miss Universe. (Pray na mga baklush!)
Pia Wurtzbach
Rocco Nacino sa pang-ookray kay Jolo Revilla: “Humihingi po ako ng tawad!” (Moving on.)
Pia Wurtzbach