Modish babe is smitten with cute maiden
Here’s another thrilling tale of a close encounter of the third kind.
Kibitzers are going gaga over the ultra-affectionate relationship of Dazzling Mannequin and Cute Maiden. Those in the know insist that DM and CM are smitten with each other.
No wonder DM exudes a slight whiff of testosterone even when clad in the slinkiest of gowns and swimsuits.
And is that why handlers prefer not to pair CM with a handsome leading man—as is the common practice these days?
Seems CM isn’t keen on fooling the public with a manufactured romance.
After all, CM is perfectly content (not to mention, proud) of the budding affair with DM.
Closeted charmer
Welcome to the club!
The rumor mill is rife with all sorts of rumors questioning the sexual preference of Luscious Tyro.
The whispers are getting louder that LT is one of those “macho” gays.
Even though LT is built like a Greek statue, he’s a marshmallow at heart. Make that, a pink mallow.
Well, it’s not the first time a scorching stud turned out to be a scintillating siren in real life!
D for desperate
Remember Luminous Star who made life difficult for the cast and crew of a beleaguered project?
With the benefit of hindsight, insiders finally figured out the reason behind LS’ quarrelsome attitude.
LS was desperately resentful of coworker, Irresistible Maven.
LS refused to share the limelight with IM. LS looked down on IM, who was dismissed as “nothing but a second-rate, trying-hard copycat.”
Adding fuel to the fire, IM was the Big Boss’ pet back then—making LS green with envy.
War and pieces
Speaking of combative celebs.
Intrigue-mongers raised their brow when Fiery Eccentric declared war against longtime comrade, Bodacious Associate.
They suspect that the enmity is all for show—an outlandish stunt.
Alas, FE doesn’t need this kind of disparaging publicity. Indeed, FE possesses genuine, marketable skills.
As for BA?
Next question, please.
Catch me if you can
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
There’s no cure for Ravishing Matron’s pangs of insecurity.
Even though Dashing Spouse tries hard to behave, RM still gets antsy. It doesn’t help that DS is oftentimes besieged by temptation at work.
RM even got jealous of DS’ latest coworker, Coquettish Artiste.
According to a mole, RM would frequently visit the set unannounced, hoping to catch CA canoodling with DS.
No dice. After all, CA and DS are certified pros when it comes to flirting!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Advertisers kumampi kay Kris Aquino; emote ni Mocha Uson, scripted. (Moving on.)
Kris on Mocha: “I don’t want to give her anymore of my fame … sorry ha!” (Move on na nga e.)
Gretchen Barretto, proud mistress: “Maligaya ako bilang kabit ni Tonyboy (Cojuangco)!” (OMG!)
Gretchen Barretto
Maine Mendoza, tatlong taon na sa “Eat Bulaga”: Mahal ko po ang trabaho ko at nakikita kong dito ako tatanda! (OK, fine, whatever…)
Maine Mendoza
Payo ng netizens kay Jessy Mendiola: Sige, bwisitin mo pa sila sa English mo! (Korek!)
Jessy Mendiola
Mukha ni KZ Tandingan ginamit sa mga binebentang cover ng cellphone sa China! (Begin the Beijing!)
