Young hunk said to have married rich gay

MATTEO Guidicelli and Maja Salvador: Last stop, he says.

Young hunk, product of a reality show, is in show biz limbo, his career neither here nor there.

He had caught the eye of Rich Gay, who’s in the fashion biz abroad. Now there’s a wild rumor that YH has traipsed down the aisle with RG in a country where gay unions are legal.

Curiously, though, the rumor broke on a chismis show in YH’s home studio. Worse, YH’s denial wasn’t aired on TV, raising even more doubts.

Bermuda triangle

Here’s a triangle as deadly as the Bermuda.

Hunky Star was allegedly “molested” by Scandalous Celeb who couldn’t keep her hands off him.

Now there’s a crazy scuttlebutt that HS is actually involved with SC’s Influential Relative.

The clincher is that IR is a closet case daw.

Perhaps IR found HS too delectable, making him venture into forbidden terrain?

NIÑA Jose: Bossing’s new love?

Who knew there’s a brewing romantic rivalry between SC and IR over HS? Bizarre.

Not-so-jolly Holly

Pretty Starlet looks as glamorous as Audrey Hepburn during the latter’s Holly Golightly days.

PS, however, has a nasty secret. Since she’s a chain smoker and has lousy hygiene habits, she has developed bad breath, according to a mole. That’s Holly-tosis for you.

More X-men

Remember Indie Hunk who has an X-rated video online? Well, two more so-called “indie” actors have similar videos circulating on the Net.

MARK Anthony Fernandez: Don’t quit!

Macho Actor 1’s “solo show,” with his pants down, was recorded by a chat mate and uploaded on various gay websites. Macho Actor 2 also opted for a solo act in a session later posted on a site offering professional services.

Last straw

Lovestruck Girl chose to ignore all the signs pointing to Hunky Guy’s infidelity.

Until she received a text message from Gifted Guy. In the SMS, GG essentially confirmed a secret affair with HG. He said LG’s relationship with HG was just for show, while GG and HG’s was real. And long-running.

LG’s jaw, among other things, fell and rolled down the floor.

Age doesn’t matter

LOS ANGELES — Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lopez, 42, and the 24-year-old back-up dancer reported as her new flame, say age doesn’t matter — and they have proudly tweeted it.

The singer/actress, who has not confirmed a romance with Casper Smart, retweeted messages from him saying other people’s views don’t matter and that “our hearts are endless.”

Said one comment re-tweeted by J.Lo, who split with husband Marc Anthony last year: “We should all honor our time here by indulging our passion and dreams. So, close your ears and open your hearts; love and be happy!”

DAWN Zulueta back in love team with Goma.

She added on Wednesday: “Our ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining … Age, status and opinions of others are irrelevant … Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite.”

Media reports suggest the pair have been dating for three months. She would not be the first older superstar to take a younger lover, following in the footsteps of Madonna and Demi Moore.

The New York-born, Puerto Rican singer and “American Idol” talent judge announced her split from Anthony last July. The former couple are parents to 3-year-old twins Max and Emme, born in February 2008. AFP

Top of the Tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Maja: Sana ’di ako iwan ni Matteo. (Arg. Don’t say that!)

Matteo: Si Maja na ang huling babae sa buhay ko! (Speechless kami.)

Kim natatakot daw ma-in-love kay Xian. (Give it a few weeks.)

Para sa kanilang 2nd honeymoon sa Italy, Raymart-Claudine lalayasan ang mga anak. (Hmm. Timely.)

Pauleen Luna, Pia Guanio magkaaway dahil kay Bossing? (Haba ng buhok ni Vic Sotto!)

Niña Jose umamin, nililigawan siya ni Vic Sotto. (Ayy, very long hair talaga.)

Hindi talaga si Kris ang type dyowain; Coco Martin: Gusto ko sa babae simple lang. (Ah, the opposite of Kris.)

Kiko Pangilinan bugbog kay Mega kapag nakabuntis ng ibang babae. (Let’s not go there.)

Sam Pinto marunong umamoy ng bading. (Kami rin!)

Xian Lim: Hindi po ako bading! (Malinaw ’yan, ha?)

Sam Milby bawal munang magdyowa. (Such a waste.)

Kapag hindi raw siya tumigil sa paghuhubad may nagbanta kay Lovi Poe: ‘Isang bala ka lang.’ (’Di naman si Ronald ’yan, ha?)

Katawan ni Ellen Adarna mas mabenta kay Sam Pinto. (Nakup. Mas mabenta saan?)

Dawn, Richard may kilig factor pa rin. (Ang gaganda kaya ng dalawang ito.)

Piolo: Ayokong tumandang binata. (Right.)

Mark Anthony Fernandez ayaw na raw mag-artista? (Wrong!)

Boobs ni Regine biglang lumobo. (Of course.)

Niregaluhan siya ng bonggang bonggang necklace; Sarah: Espesyal sa akin si Gerald. (Are you saying that’s all it takes?)