Real reason for vet’s feud with upstart is revealed

All this time, people thought Scintillating Maven berated Attractive Gent over a failed affair. SM was supposedly enamored with AG, who was so uninterested.

Smarting from the rejection, SM publicly shamed AG, in retaliation. Years later, the real reason for the feud was exposed. According to a spy, SM merely got fed up with AG’s unprofessionalism. AG was purportedly tardy and uncooperative. When AG bungled lines of dialogue, SM went berserk.

Minions, however, decided to put a romantic spin on the brouhaha—so as not to put AG in a bad light.

Born yesterday

Alluring Rogue vanished from the scene for a while.

As expected, tongues went wagging. Did AR welcome a fine-feathered visitor recently? From out of nowhere, AR started yakking about a new addition to the clan. Cohorts claim the kid is AR’s sibling.

Really, now. We were not born yesterday, like AR’s much younger relative. Tell that to the marines!

Gay chaser

What’s with Zealous Jouster? Not a few people have noticed that ZJ tends to fall for unavailable men. ZJ prefers unattainable guys who prefer other boys!

ZJ’s persistence is the stuff of legend. ZJ supposedly pursued Glib Beau to the ends of the earth. Unfortunately, GB can only offer friendship to ZJ.

Sisterhood is global, after all.

Opposite of flawless

Two Industry Stalwarts were overheard chatting about Gregarious Sweetheart. IS1 expressed sympathy for GS’ travails. IS2, however, was unforgiving.

IS2 alleged that GS was not entirely blameless for this latest fiasco. IS2 insisted that GS was “flawed from the start.” Indeed, GS started on the wrong foot and got entangled in a web of intrigues as a newcomer.

Horror stories

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seems insiders have grown tired of covering up for Dazzling Maiden.

In the beginning, coworkers tried to understand DM’s unsavory behavior. Alas, they could no longer ignore the obvious—especially since several witnesses have started corroborating those horrific encounters with DM.

Always checking the clock, DM goes ballistic whenever there’s a need to work overtime.

Top of the show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Richard Gutierrez on now being comanaged by mom, Anabelle Rama, and Star Magic: “She may want to slow down … and spend more time with her grandkids.” (Hint. Hint.)

Richard Gutierrez

KZ Tandingan on inviting Jessie J to her concert: “Sabi ko … Kung wala kang gagawin!” (Hope springs.)

Catriona Gray on competing in Miss Universe: “I’m more mature … I’m hungry for this.” (Blame dieting.)

Catriona Gray

Gary Valenciano on recovering from heart surgery: “I’m getting better day by day.” (Get well soon.)

Paulo Avelino, asked if he’s ready to get married: “It’s fairly new … You have to wait for the relationship to mature.” (Smart idea.)

Bea Alonzo, asked if she and Gerald Anderson are still together: “Hindi sa ngayon … Technically [single]. ” (Technically … huh?)

Regine Tolentino on maintaining her figure: “I work out every day, try to eat healthy. And I live a positive life.” (Good job!)

Kobe Paras on reuniting with mom Jackie Forster: “We have grown and been through a lot … At least we’re all happy now.” (Oh.)

Andre Paras thanks stepmom, Lyxen Diomampo: “We could have been
problematic people … But we were raised right.” (Take a bow, stepmom.)

Inah de Belen on working with aunt Gelli de Belen in a soap: “Kinakabahan ako!” (Ang anak ni Janice!)

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