Self-righteous celeb smarts from lover’s indiscretion

All these years, Audacious Benefactor and cohorts have acted holier-than-thou in public—as if they can do no wrong.

Now that AB and groupies are no longer in vogue, the tides have turned quite dramatically. AB’s Quivering Beau has been linked to all sorts of shenanigans by Tenacious Rival.

Well, it was just a matter of time. Will AB be forced to eat humble pie because of the erring lover’s indiscretions? Will AB have the temerity to play the victim card?

Viral and virile

Speaking of misbehaving partners…

Jaunty Celeb’s playmate du jour, Scintillating Jock, revealed way too much in a viral vid.

As a result, JC is now forced to share SJ with the other flamboyant netizens who have viewed the supposedly private performance.

Perhaps JC is not flustered at all. Seems JC is beaming with pride that SJ is the current toast of the cyber community.

After all, JC relishes being the envy of fellow connoisseurs of virile beauty.

Never too late

While we are on the subject of scandalous videos…

The latest “target” of this online intrigue is Bodacious Radical. This scandal has caught many insiders by surprise, because BR is no spring chicken.

Still, BR can give younger hunks a run for their bombastic bedroom virtuosity. Looks like the stars of these daring sexcapades are getting older.

BR is just the latest in a long line of seasoned strippers—after Macho Charmer, Quixotic Rascal, Worldly Athlete and Jocular Minion.

Welcome to the club!

Hot holiday

Seems Aggressive Mogul isn’t hiding a highly touted “secret” friendship with Studly Menace.

Piecing together the duo’s social media posts, an armchair detective was able to confirm AM and SM’s holiday in a de luxe destination.

There was no need for such steadfast sleuthing, after all. AM and SM eventually shared with everyone their photo together, accompanied by pals (as props!), of course.

Were they being careless, or were they itching to get caught?

Deaf ears

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

This love team has turned into a hate tandem, too.

Dazzling Maverick has been quite candid about the brewing brouhaha on the set. DM purportedly refuses to work with Ravishing Artiste.

DM has nixed offers that also involve RA. Seems DM is in no mood to make moolah these days. DM allegedly turned down the chance to headline a major project.

Top execs suggested that DM take some self-improvement classes, while waiting for the next assignment. As expected, the suggestion fell on deaf ears. DM is content to focus on those thankless, silly chores assigned by another boss.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Gabby Concepcion sa hindi matuluy-tuloy na pelikula nila ni Megastar Sharon Cuneta: Wala sa akin ang problema! (Ganern?)

Gabby Concepcion (left) and Sharon Cuneta

Dingdong Dantes mas gustong tumakbong kongresista sa 2019 kaysa senador. (Picky, picky…)

Jennylyn Mercado on finding a father figure for her son: “Makakahanap din ako … para sa anak ko!” (Seek and ye shall find.)

Ilang AlDub fans tanggap na ang relasyon nina Maine Mendoza at Juancho Trivino. (Do they have a choice?)

Sunud-sunod na bridal shower para kay Coleen Garcia puro “sponsored by.” (Wais na future misis.)

Jinkee Pacquiao lumabas daw ang kayabangan nang makita si Ed Sheeran. (Oh.)

Retoke ni Korina Sanchez iniintriga, “mahiwaga” raw ang proseso. (Hmmm…)