Gregarious celeb flirts with disaster

Shades of “Dangerous Liaisons,” anyone? Ubiquitous Luminary is flirting with disaster.

UL has been indiscreet, flaunting an affair with Roving Romantic, who is already committed to someone else.

Luckily for UL, RR’s understanding partner, Generous Darling, is not inclined to make a huge fuss.

Alas, UL could still end up in hot water.

UL should’ve read up on the laws of the land before embarking on this controversial (mis)adventure.

Uh-oh.

Reverse procedure

Mysterious Artist pushed the envelope, going under the knife once again, in spite of the doctor’s stern warning.

MA got hooked on all sorts of treatments and procedures—resulting in a drastically altered visage.

Instead of looking ravishing, MA ended up looking ravaged.

So MA rushed back to the clinic again.

MA vowed it would be the last time. The surgeon agreed because MA merely wanted to reverse the last makeover.

Was it a “make under” then?

Heckle and hide

Dreamy Maiden underestimated the loyal followers of rival, Glamorous Charmer.

DM made the mistake of ruffling the feathers of GC’s supporters.

Worse, in trying to rectify the situation, DM dug a deeper hole—by dissing GC, as well.

DM finally got a taste of the fans’ wrath at a recent gathering.

Team GC made their displeasure known by heckling poor DM, who should’ve gone into hiding instead of sashaying in public.

Rated A

Gorgeous Rake proved to be a major disappointment in a recent gig.

GR kept fumbling throughout the event. GR had the gall to improvise. Unfortunately, GR lacks the skills for ad-libbing.

To think, the production staff had set up all the necessary precautions, but still GR made one booboo too many.

There is no cure for the hopelessly and haplessly distracted.

Rated A for Awful.

Split decision

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

It’s pretty hard to ignore. The exes of Luminous Actress are singing the same tune. They have nothing but horrific memories of their time with LA.

LA cultivates a sweet image in public. Behind closed doors, however, LA turns into a fire-breathing dragon. Split personality?

LA’s mood swings are unbearable. Domineering LA refuses to own up to countless mistakes.

They suspect LA is bipolar.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Troy Montero on his and Aubrey Miles’ nude Instagram photos: “When we go on vacations together, we do walk around naked in a hotel room, resort, whatever, when it’s just the two of us.” (But the whole world is not in your hotel room.)

Troy on why they did it, despite having children: “They’re very open with us. They know that mom and dad go out and do crazy stuff.” (Crazy is an understatement.)

Aubrey on why they felt like going nude: “Sayang ang clothes…Ayaw naming magbukas ng luggage!” (Huh? Lazy, much?)

Coleen Garcia on her coming wedding with Billy Crawford: “Nakakakaba naman talaga. Pinag-isipan ko s’ya.” (Runaway bride?)

Coleen Garcia

Coleen on their “insensitive” prenup photos shot in Ethiopia: “At first, we were taken aback… But when you offend people, regardless of what you did, you have to own up to it and apologize.” (’Nuff said.)

KC Concepcion on taking part in a feeding program for the children in Marawi: “Iba talaga ’yung nagpupunta doon, nakikita, nahahawakan at nakakasama ka nila.” (Good gurl.)

KC Concepcion

Gabby Concepcion on daughter KC breaking up with Aly Borromeo: “The best way is just to be there; buhusan sila ng oras.” (Fatherhood statements.)

Liz Uy, who recently revealed that she’s already a mom, asked about her son, Xavi: “Saka na lang natin pag-usapan.” (OK, fine, whatever.)

Liz on people speculating on the identity of her baby’s father on her Instagram account: “It’s my page, and I can say and do whatever I want. And bahala rin sila whatever they think. I’m not answerable to anyone naman.” (Moving on.)

Isabelle Daza, who’s giving birth in three weeks, on people invading her personal space: “May mga tao who touch my tummy. They want to see my armpits. Uh, that’s a bit invasive, but it’s fine.” (Eeeww…)

Rodjun Cruz on why he works hard on his fitness: “Mas malakas ang katawan, pati ang mind kapag kailangan mag-concentrate sa taping. Thirty years old na ako, pero marami pa ring nagsasabi na bakit para akong bata? Siguro ’yung fitness ang secret.” (Let’s get physical.)

Klea Pineda on graduating high school while working as an actress: “Every time na wala akong taping, pumupunta ako sa school para mag-exam. Minsan, nagpapadala ng modules ang teachers ko para sagutan … Saludo ako sa mga kasabayan kong working students.” (Take a bow, boys and girls.)

Barbie Forteza on why she turned down Derrick Monasterio, who courted her twice: “Siguro, we were mature enough to realize na mas matagal kaming magkakasama kung friends kami.” (Famous last words.)

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