Reformed hunk can’t resist temptation

There was a time Conniving Hunk successfully avoided temptation—much to lover Bodacious Vixen’s satisfaction.

But then again CH suffered a major relapse recently.

As if making up for lost time, reformed CH has succumbed to sins of the flesh—not just once, but twice.

BV caught CH canoodling with nubile nymphet, Perky Jezebel, and alleged loyal pal, Jubilant Starlet.

There is even talk that CH fools around with BV’s underlings.

BV was heartbroken, of course. CH is simply beyond redemption.

Wild thang

Speaking of PJ.

Insiders are at a loss why CH hooked up with PJ.

CH’s past conquests were all ravishing. PJ, however, can be considered plain compared to predecessors.

The discerning would flatly classify PJ as an anomaly in CH’s gallery of scintillating sweethearts.

Those in the know swear PJ makes up for the lack of allure in other departments. A congenital flirt, PJ can be wild in the boudoir.

Fiesta ham

Contemporaries hate sharing the stage with Gorgeous Eccentric.
It’s because GE has the tendency to hog the limelight. GE is a certified, first-grade Fiesta ham!
GE’s mammoth personality tends to eclipse anyone and everyone.
Turns out GE has become a scene-stealer to compensate for certain inadequacies.
Behind the cheery façade, GE is battling all sorts of demons.

Abandoned!

Relentless Gangmate realized too late that Abrasive Jerk was the type who would betray friends at the drop of a hat.

Still, RG gave AJ the benefit of the doubt. Although RG remained loyal until the bitter end, AJ wasn’t impressed at all.

AJ wanted more.

Sadly, AJ scampered away in RG’s time of need.

Graded A for Abandoned!

Threat or treat?

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

It was bound to happen.

Glamorous Enchantress has always been known for being a tad temperamental.

Coworkers steer clear of GE when it’s crunch time. It’s because GE doesn’t handle pressure well.

Unfortunately, the bosses thought it was wise to triple GE’s work load. As expected, GE’s mood swings have become more unpredictable these days.

Poor colleagues bear the brunt of GE’s temper tantrums.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Maymay Entrata on doing a photo shoot in Heidelberg, screen partner Edward Barber’s hometown: “First time ko sa Europe . First time ko rin pong nakahawak ng snow.” (Huwow!)

KC Concepcion, asked if there’s “trouble” in her relationship with Aly Borromeo: “I wouldn’t call it trouble … When the right time comes, then we can really prioritize the relationship.” (Hmmm …)

KC Concepcion

Sam Milby on his “bad luck” in relationships: “Sometimes, there’s such a thing as having the right love at the wrong time.” (Sounds like a song.)

Angel Locsin on her and fellow “Pilipinas Got Talent” judge Robin Padilla’s disagreement on a sexy all-women act: “Kanya-kanya naman tayo ng utak. Karapatan nating magsalita kung ano ang nasa isip natin.” (Korek.)

Angel Locsin

KZ Tandingan on having Chinese fans due to “Singer 2018”: “Nagulat ako … Alam nila ang pangalan ko.” (It’s kinda easy to remember.)

Aljur Abrenica on his and Kylie Padilla’s families meetup: “Kahit sino, kakabahan talaga. [Pero] napaka-magical.” (Pero walang hocus pocus ha.)

Alden Richards on getting buffed-up for a new project: “I’m on intermittent fasting—fasting for 16 hours, then you eat eight hours, in moderation pa rin.” (Tiis guwapo.)

Alden Richards

Marian Rivera on having a more active lifestyle: “Nahihirapan na akong habulin si Zia, madali akong mapagod. It’s about time na bumalik ako sa gym.” (Tiis ganda naman.)

Marian on how she and husband Dingdong Dantes maintain their relationship: “Ang importante transparent kayo sa isa’t isa. At trust.” (The two Ts: Transparency and Trust.)

Vic Sotto on Baby Tali: “Manang-mana sa ’kin … sa pagkamataba.” (Acheche!)

Pauleen Luna on Baby Tali: “The moment she wakes up, she smiles right away. She’s not cranky, ngiti lang nang ngiti.” (Sunshine of her life.)

Mark Bautista on people “distancing” themselves from him after releasing his tell-all book: “Na-prepare ko na ang sarili ko sa ganung bagay. ’Yun ang isa sa mga fears mo, na kapag nilabas mo ’to, maraming hindi pabor sa ’yo.” (Moving on …)

TV Patrol, 24 Oras, Balitanghali