Bodacious vixen berates two-timing lover
Bodacious Vixen goes berserk. BV should’ve known all along that a cheater would never ever change. BV discovered that sweetheart, Controversial Hunk, had been fooling around with Precious Jezebel. It was a pretty low blow.
Sadly, BV can no longer compete with young and nubile wannabes. Worse, BV is struggling with all sorts of personal and professional woes these days.
If being supportive is quite a stretch, the least CH can do is to behave so as not to further stress BV out. It’s quite understandable why BV gave CH an epic tongue-lashing …
File under E for Embarrassing. Yummy Playboy availed of the services of some professional in a posh establishment.
Upon seeing the enormous bill, YP asked for a discount. No can do. YP promised to promote the venture. The owner was unimpressed.
YP then asked for directions to the nearest ATM and vowed to return with the payment. Of course, YP was never seen nor heard from again.
Comedy of errors
At a splashy gathering, Industry Neophyte noticed a haggard-looking guest milling about.
IN thought the unidentified person was a gate crasher. IN got shocked when the interloper demanded to see the menu. “I am famished,” the stranger exclaimed, adamantly. Tom Jones, is that you?
IN was shocked, realizing too late that the mysterious outsider was the star of the show! Yup, IN soon got a taste of Judgmental Luminary’s fiery temper.
Playing with fire
There is a disturbing rumor about Dashing Jock. Talk is rife that DJ has turned to the oldest profession, to make ends meet. According to the gay rumor mill, DJ’s asking price is P35,000 per night.
Perhaps DJ is having a hard time, coping with the demands of a bustling household. DJ must be commended for rejecting past mistakes. But isn’t DJ playing with fire with this lucrative, tax-free sideline?
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Jolly Rake lived life to the hilt. Ages ago, JR, who was earning well from various projects, didn’t bother to save up—boozing and gambling all the time.
JR didn’t even buy a house for his family. Alas, JR’s excesses soon caught up with him. The offers stopped coming.
Hooked on drugs, JR is now a shell of his former self. JR now depends on the kindness of colleagues who give him odd jobs to tide him over.
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Andi Eigenmann on the simple life: “It’s when I started living with less that I started realizing how happy life could be.” (Less is more?)
Nathalie Hart on being called a “bomba star”: “Bombshell na lang or sexy actress!” (And bomba is so ’70s ha.)
Yam Concepcion on Coco Martin: “We had instant chemistry.” (Parang instant coffee.)
Enrique Gil on losing lbs for “Bagani”: “Sa taping, parang work out na rin kasi action scenes.” (Let’s get physical.)
Aicelle Santos on playing Gigi in “Miss Saigon”: “I’m very excited, happy and overwhelmed.” (Take a bow.)
Bianca Umali, asked what’s her wish for her 18th birthday: “Wala na po akong mahihiling. All I said was thank you.” (Good girl.)
Ken Chan on working with Jaclyn Jose in “The Cure”: “Halos lahat ng indie films niya napanood ko.” (Indie bravo!)
Marian Rivera on working out: “Hindi naman ako nagdyi-gym para pumayat. Ang gusto ko maging malakas ako.” (Spoken like a Super Mom.)
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