Bratty celeb feuds with high-profile kin

Brace yourself for a fiery family feud.

Word has it that Bratty Celeb is getting a tad insecure because High-profile Kin is getting all the attention from everyone—including the media.

Not to be outdone, BC is huffing and puffing to come up with a splashy surprise, as well.

Two can play the game.

HK undoubtedly scored brownie points with a brilliant scheme. With dispatch, BC is now plotting with Jubilant Partner for a similar coup.

Why does BC find HK so abhorrent? To think, they were once eyed by matchmaking Bodacious Vixen as potential comrades—in the boardroom and in the bedroom!

Small world

Turned out Princely Dude’s past is not that pristine, either.

During his struggling days as a wannabe, PD also had no choice but to hook up with Gregarious Vamp.

GV had no idea that PD would eventually hit it big someday. Fast forward to the here and now: PD and GV often find themselves collaborating on different projects. It’s a small world, after all.

Rated A: For Awkward!

Rambling rose

Few people in their rarefied inner circle can stand Manipulative Bigwig’s partner-in-crime, Malevolent Luminary.

According to a mole, ML can be erratic, especially when under the influence. ML would berate coworkers over trivial matters.

Worse, ML would engage in such shenanigans in the wee hours of early morn. They suspect ML is either inebriated…or heavily sedated. Or both!

Bedroom secret

There’s an urban legend concerning Charming Lothario.

Is it true that CL had undergone a certain enhancement of his prime asset, rendering it irresistible to the ladies?

Intrigue-mongers suspect that’s precisely the reason why CL figured in a supposedly catastrophic mishap with Sultry Maiden. It was a boudoir experiment that went awry!

Frownie fraulein

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Staffers have christened Kitschy Beauty as Little Miss Frownie. Apparently, KB seldom smiles on the set. KB would arrive in the studio, with head held high, snubbing everyone—including costars.

Worse, imperious KB treats underlings like personal slaves. KB has no qualms ordering people around and would always demand to be the priority. Others can wait, but not KB.

Perhaps KB has imbibed her screen persona: a ruthless villainess?

Angelica Panganiban

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Barbie Forteza posibleng pumalit sa trono ng “Primetime Queen.” (Careful, Super Ma’am is still around.)

James Reid at Nadine Lustre nagkaroon ng matinding away dahil sa isang female model. (Just in time for V-Day.)

Marian Rivera on the issue of Dingdong Dantes’ plans to run for the Senate: “Malaki ang maitutulong ng asawa ko…may kakayahan siya!” (Marital commandment: Thou shall vote for thy husband.)

Ellen Adarna lagi na lang nakadikit kay John Lloyd Cruz; may bagong hugot kay Angelica Panganiban…. (’Nuff said.)

Ellen Adarna