Maverick celeb disrespects idol’s memory

Remember Maverick Celebrity who has incurred the ire of colleagues because of his boorish behavior?

According to a mole, even the Revered Soulmate of Illustrious Idol is not so pleased with MC’s asinine antics on the set. Perhaps rumors of MC’s shenanigans have reached the ears of RS.

An insider related how MC had treated Poor Staffer shabbily after a draining shoot. While II would make it up to underlings by being overly generous with gifts and praises, MC was the opposite.

To cap it off, MC spewed out hurtful words. That PS shouldn’t expect anything as reward. That MC was no II clone. Far from it. It was as if MC spat on II’s legacy.

Disappearing act

No wonder Ubiquitous Lass vanished from the scene for a while. Turned out UL had a fine, feathered visitor recently. Yup, the stork had arrived on UL’s doorstep.

Did UL feel pressured because Gorgeous Pals had all gotten knocked up one after the other? Was the ticking of the biological clock simply too loud and unbearable?

According to scuttlebutt, UL had hooked up with Mr. Wrong. Although MW is swimming in cash, UL’s coauthor is already committed to someone else.

Sensitive soul

Gifted Artist is drowning in melancholia these days.

It’s as if the whole world, including Beloved Kin, has turned its back on GA. Well, GA can be a tad sensitive.

A Loyal Supporter recalled how Charming Paramour’s trifling flub had slighted GA once. It was a huge gathering, and CP made the mistake of not greeting GA immediately.

The perceived snub effectively ruined GA’s night.

GA stormed out of the party, leaving clueless CP in the cold.

Testy

Romantic Lothario has always been perceived as a bit daffy.

In their youth, RL kept pursuing Luscious Sweetheart, who avoided the guy assiduously.

Can’t really blame LS. Even in dotage, RL acts as if he’s one sandwich short of a picnic.

At a mall, RL was checking out a videoke machine. Instead of saying the usual “Mike test,” RL spewed out a different spiel. RL screeched out, for the entire store to hear: “RL test!”

Yup, RL used his real name, instead. Where’s Mike when you need him?

Nightmarish newbie

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seems Obtuse Jezebel is under the false impression that she’s already a huge star.

OJ keeps throwing her weight around on the set.

Coworkers snicker behind OJ’s back, calling her Ms Tantrum. Harassed colleagues now keep a log of OJ’s dreadful deeds—and it’s a very long list, indeed.

Even costars abhor acting with OJ, who is consistently tardy and lazy.

File under NN: For Nightmarish Newbie.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Bagong manliligaw ni Erich Gonzales guwapo na, super rich pa; maraming negosyo! (Some girls have all the luck.)

John Lloyd Cruz at Ellen Adarna ginagawa raw bobo ang publiko; ayaw pang magpakatotoo! (Raise your hand, if you give a hoot.)

John Lloyd Cruz (left) and Ellen Adarna

Hugot ni Angelica Panganiban: “Feb. 14 ang Araw ng mga Patay!” (Her heart? Rest in pieces.)

Bashers on Toni Gonzaga: “Suplada, simangotera … wala namang ganda!” (How mean!)

Beauty Gonzalez pahinga muna sa show biz: “Babayaran ko muna ang utang ko sa asawa’t anak ko!” (Moving on…)

Powers ni Marian Rivera hindi pa rin umubra sa kamandag ni Coco Martin; “Super Ma’am” magtatapos na. (Babu!)

Marian Rivera