Felonious maverick enjoys the company of sultry guests

Something fishy occurred in Felonious Maverick’s camp. FM was supposed to be in seclusion.

Still, visitors often came knocking on FM’s purportedly locked door. Make that a steady stream of female guests.

According to the grapevine, FM frequently entertained different women who lined up day and night to uphold their “conjugal” rights. Ahem.

Well, the sultry callers, like FM, invariably emerged from those trysts with wide grins on their faces. Just wait for the stork’s visit in nine months.
Double Ahem.

Tupperware party

The saccharine smiles cannot hide the growing enmity between former frenemies, Gaudy Vixen and Macho Celebrity.

Handlers tried to set up a reunion between the two. The cheap stunt backfired big-time, though.

According to those in the know, GV still resents MC’s supposed “betrayal” and the forced encounter only made things worse.

Well, MC wasn’t amused by GV’s behavior, either. MC is under a lot of pressure, and GV’s antics will certainly not ease the tense situation.

Rated PG for Pak Ganern.

Orocan, too

Speaking of fake revelry.

Jolly Beau and equally Obtuse Jezebel were spotted at a festive event. They were supposed to be lovey-dovey. The pesky pair, however, was in no mood to make nice.

Alas, the despicable duo’s dark disposition was caught on camera. JB and OJ looked as if they would rather be someplace else. Anywhere, but there!

It really takes years of practice before these young upstarts can get the hang of faking it.

Deal breaker

Speaking of faux affairs.

Romantic Artist can no longer cover for Malevolent Damsel. For the longest time, RA has been shielding MD from all the nasty chatter. But then again, MD was the first to let the cat out of the bag.

RA now refuses to vouch for MD. Once, RA was overheard describing MD in less than amiable terms.

RA actually apologized to an insider for MD’s insolence.

What was the final straw that served as the deal breaker for RA?

English only, please

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Obnoxious Dude has become the laughing stock on the set.

OD insists on dishing out his lines in English even though the script is in Filipino.

Worse, OD’s brand of English is dubious. Let’s just say OD is grammatically challenged.

Still, OD’s determination is unparalleled. Colleagues, however, can’t help grimacing every time OD murders the King’s language.

The massacre is really painful to witness.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

2017 minura ni John Lloyd Cruz: “F**k you 2017 you didn’t break me. Salamat!” (Walang anuman.)

Maine Mendoza hinangaan ang tapang na harapin ang kinatatakutan. (Huh?)

P20M halaga ng ari-arian ni Ka Freddie Aguilar nasunog! (Madilim ang iyong paligid …)

Hubo’t hubad na litrato ni Diego Loyzaga kalat na; pinagpiyestahan ng mga bading! (Where’s the fiesta?)

Jolo Revilla, Jodi Sta. Maria magkasamang nagpakaligaya sa Turkey; dedma pa rin sa isyu ng kasal. (OK, fine …)

Jodi Sta. Maria

Angel Locsin on Neil Arce: “The best ang ma-in love sa ’yo!” (Huwow!)

Angel Locsin

Sam Milby minalas uli sa love life, single na naman! (Better luck next time.)

Sam Milby