Big-shot bosses dump obnoxious personality

Turned out Mr. Nice should be called Mr. Nasty. Coworkers kept complaining about MN’s unpleasant behavior on the set. Colleagues claimed MN was mean and vindictive. MN thought he was untouchable.

Big-shot Bosses, however, dumped MN with dispatch. They quickly found a replacement who was not as demanding and difficult.

MN soon found himself jobless. MN’s prospects are dim because BBs have been spreading the word about his nightmarish antics. The BBs are quite powerful in this corner of the world, after all.

Ugly truth

While MN lost a gig because of lousy attitude, Feisty Rival got kicked out of the studio because of a more disheartening reason.

The BBs all agreed that FR was not as deplorable as MN.

FR is definitely more amiable and effective on the set. FR can be engaging, as well. FR, however, pales in comparison to MN when it comes to physical appeal.

Poor guy rated low in the hotness criterion. Yup, FR was freezing cold in the looks department. Brrr….

By the wayside

Maverick Lover had the worst experience of all. ML missed out on a lucrative assignment because of a long-running grudge.

Ex-flame, Luscious Artiste, can’t stand being near ML. LA refused to work alongside ML. So when push came to shove, the Top Honchos had no choice but to side with LA.

ML swiftly found himself falling by the wayside. No wonder ML abhors LA with intense ferocity.

Volcanic

There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation why Bodacious Celebrity is acting up again, like a dormant volcano.

BC can’t bear it that frenemies, Scintillating Charmer and Dazzling Actress, are hogging the limelight.

Minions made sure to dish out all sorts of intriguing tidbits about BC—even past controversies were dredged up for the sake of sound bites.

Unfortunately, all these attention-getting stunts were duds. Time to go back to the drawing board.

Unrepentant

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seems Gregarious Baddie hasn’t learned his lesson yet. GB insists that he has turned a new leaf and is ready to greet 2018 with restored vigor. Unfortunately, GB stumbled on Day One of his vow of sobriety.

After one drink too many, GB reportedly raised a ruckus in a neighborhood establishment. It was quite a mess. GB allegedly quarreled with fellow barflies.

Mercifully, the incident was swept under the rug, and GB managed to go home unscathed this time.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Liza Soberano sa London nag-Pasko kasama si Enrique Gil. (Veddy British.)

Maymay Entrata nag-Pasko sa Germany kasama ang pamilya ni Edward Barber. (Veddy German naman itech.)

Kim Chiu and Xian Lim nag-date sa Europe; hiwalayan “fake news?” (OK, fine….)

Xian Lim (left) and Kim Chiu

Nikki Valdez ikakasal na uli, boyfriend nag-propose sa Vigan. (Huwow!)

Jake Cuenca pinuri ng madlang pipol sa “Panday.” (Oh.)

Jake Cuenca

Ellen Adarna on pregnancy issue: “Hirap na hirap silang mag-move on!” (Moving on….)

Sarah Geronimo kinakarir ang pagsasalita ng Korean. (Saranghae!)

MMFF’s “Haunted,” poorest? (Don’t miss the poorest for the trees!)