File under Double P for Party Pooper. There is no end to Maverick Celebrity’s risky high jinks. Emphasis on the word “high.”
MC was invited to Hunky Costar’s star-studded party.
Fellow revelers got spooked because MC was obviously “intoxicated” from the get-go. Worse, MC fished out a joint and passed it around the stunned guests.
Fellow stars became a tad uncomfortable. What if the cops conducted a surprise raid?
MC is a disaster waiting to happen.
Hunger games
Mole had a bad experience with Industry Veteran.
Turned out IV can be a tad rude and dismissive to supposed underlings.
Seemed IV was having a lousy day. IV kept asking irrelevant questions. Perhaps IV wanted to make everyone feel inferior?
It boomeranged big-time, though.
A witness suspected that IV was only famished. Low blood sugar? But, did IV’s mood change after wolfing down a hearty meal?
Crisis management
There’s infighting in Beleaguered Firm.
Inquisitive Insiders were able to confirm the source of the latest disparaging rumor about BF.
IIs were shocked to discover that they didn’t need to look far. The gossip came from within BF! A source surmised that Disgruntled Allies had wanted BF to fold up.
Why? So DAs can benefit from the eventual fallout?
One man’s crisis is another’s opportunity.
Revising history
Intrepid Professional took in a Prestigious Project with high hopes.
IP went the extra mile, preparing for PP. IP left no stone unturned.
Alas, Powerful Insider was not impressed.
PP didn’t appreciate IP’s hard work, which was too truthful for comfort. It’s because IP didn’t shy away from exposing potentially explosive facts, including all sorts of sexual peccadilloes.
PP vetoed IP, and the messy details were swiftly swept under the rug.
Penny-pincher
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
There is no end to Fastidious Celebrity’s penny-pinching ways.
FC kept pestering Gullible Friends, who run small enterprises, to try risky gambits. FC would constantly sweet-talk GFs into one-sided deals.
In the end, FC would come home with loads of goodies—laughing all the way to the bank.
Meanwhile, FC’s poor partners were left holding an empty bag.
As expected, GFs’ modest ventures soon went belly up. Tsk. Tsk.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Coco Martin, 36 na pero ayaw pa ring mag-asawa: “Marami pa namang oras!” (No rush.)
James Reid kay Nadine Lustre: “Nandito lang ako lagi para sa ’yo!” (Uuuy!)
Nadine kay James: “Salamat at lagi siyang nandiyan para sa akin!” (Haba ng hair!)
Nadine Lustre and James Reid
True ba, Alden Richards dyowa raw ng kaibigan ni Jessy Mendiola? (Moving on.)
Alden Richards
Mocha Uson on Kris Aquino: “Huwag lang talaga siyang tatakbo o papasok sa gobyerno!” (Pot, meet kettle.)
Sharon Cuneta ipinahiya si KC Concepcion ; binatikos ng netizens! (OA!)
KC Concepcion
Aljur Abrenica natulala habang rumarampa sa isang fashion show si Kisses Delavin. (Ayaw ni Papa Robin Padilla n’yan!)
Kisses Delavin