Stunning celeb is not as lucky as enterprising peers

Whether the big bosses would care to admit it or not, Stunning Celebrity is no longer that keen about venturing away from familiar territory these days.

No wonder SC never tires of doing the same old stuff, year in and year out.

Well, SC tried to come out with something unique and extraordinary. In spite of the encouraging words, SC was not so pleased

with the results—not only in terms of financial, but also when it comes to emotional and creative rewards.

SC swore never to attempt the same risky move again.

But then again, SC should ask why Enterprising Contemporary and Authoritative Colleague managed to score big with their own perilous endeavors.

It must be the people EC and AC chose to hang out with?

Boomerang

Avaricious Personality’s brazenness knows no bounds.

AP supposedly unleashed Disgraceful Minions to spread all sorts of rumors about Successful Rivals.

AP has always been envious of SRs’ good fortune. Instead of working hard and churning out commendable projects, AP is wasting precious time and energy badmouthing the SRs.

Thing was, the DMs chose to hit the SRs below the belt.

It was truly reprehensible.

AP should instruct the DMs to go easy on the venomous tirades. Why? All that enmity will surely boomerang back to AP … sooner or later.

Freak of nature

This story is rated B—short for Botox.

Imperious Personality got hooked on the beauty treatment, mistaking it for the Fountain of Youth. Kibitzers can no longer ignore IP’s unmoving visage, especially in extreme close-up shots.

Whenever the camera zooms in, a loud muttering can be heard on the Interweb: “Not too close!”

Glib Kin unwittingly confirmed IP’s addiction. GK told Shocked Peer that IP was simply incapable of leaving that “freaking face” alone.

Luck of the draw

Haughty Insider incurred the collective ire of colleagues because of having a lousy attitude. After fumbling big time, HI showed no remorse. Worse, HI remained arrogant and shameless. HI eventually got served a healthy dose of just deserts.

HI’s career has been languishing in limbo of late. Recent projects failed to lift off the ground. Influential Patrons rejected HI’s proposals, as well. To be fair, the IPs had no idea HI was behind those ventures.

It was just the luck of the draw. Or Karma Martin knocking on HI’s door.

High and dry

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Gorgeous Hottie simply can’t hide the long-festering hostility against Powerful Benefactor.

GH and PB were once thick as thieves. PB would shower GH with all sorts of plum projects.

Until PB found another willing playmate, someone younger and gutsier, to build up. GH was left hanging, high and dry—not to mention, jobless!

Until now, GH is still furious at PB. File under U … as in Unforgiven.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Julia Barretto on Joshua Garcia: “Nakakatuwa na somebody’s proud of his feelings for you.” (Uuuyyy!)

Tyler Hoechlin, asked if he’s open to working in the Philippines: “Yeah. I like to work all over the world.” (Superman!)

Bea Alonzo, asked if Gerald Anderson is her “love to last”: “’Di ko alam kung ano’ng dapat kong sabihin. People might think na echosera ako!” (Moving on … )

Bea on Gerald: “He’s very special. He inspires me every day.” (Uwian na! May winner na!)

Ian Veneracion on Iza Calzado: “She has a wonderful sense of humor na unedited.” (Calling MTRCB!)

Tony Labrusca on Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla defending him from haters: “I appreciate that he told his fans and the bashers to stop.” (OK. Fine … )

Maxine Medina

Maxine Medina on starring in her first film: “Na-realize ko na hindi pala ganu’n kadali mag-act.” (Well, well … )

Nico Bolzico, Solenn Heussaff’s hubby, asked if he wants to enter show biz: “No, no, no. The truth is I’m not a good actor!” (OK. We’ll take your word for it … )

LJ Reyes on boyfriend Paolo Contis: “Like today, masama ang pakiramdam ko, so meron nang nagre-remind sa akin na uminom ako ng gamot.” (How sweet.)

Addy Raj

Addy Raj on spending his 22nd birthday with needy children: “It’s so touching. I can’t express how I feel.” (Good job!)

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