Pressured by bosses, starlet weeps buckets on the set

Perky Starlet was in a gloomy mood at work.

PS was juggling two High-profile Projects. PS, who wants to gain a firm foothold in the industry, accepted the offers—in spite of the hectic shooting schedules.

PS’ biggest fear soon occurred. HP1’s filming was set on the same day as HP2’s.

PS was torn, but was willing to shuttle from one workplace to another—and just sleep in the car on the road.

Alas, some people behind HP1 wanted—nay, demanded—that PS drop HP2. PS was aghast. PS was in no position to ask for a reshoot and HP2’s deadline was just around the corner, too.

What can an upstart like PS do in such a quandary? All PS could do was unleash a torrent of tears on the set.

Belated vendetta

That Combative Celebrity had floundered big-time in Major Enterprise didn’t come as a surprise at all.

Well, Glamorous Personality is extra chummy with the bigwigs behind ME.

To backtrack a bit: CC and GP had a run-in ages ago. Back then, CC had the upper hand and managed to publicly shame GP for fooling around with Flirty Lover.

It was not the first time this had happened.

GP also made sure to block Dazzling Rival’s success in ME. Coincidentally, DR was also involved with FL.

How dizzying.

Melting visage

There is something grievously the matter with the face of Famous Personality.

Recent candid shots are unflattering.

It looks as if FP’s nose is no longer as patrician. Worse, FP’s chin seems to be receding, as if it’s melting before our very eyes.

Perhaps FP needs to undergo a refresher procedure, pronto!

This time, FP shouldn’t scrimp and should opt for the pricey treatments offered by reputable professionals.

Going the extra mile ensures satisfactory results, after all.

Pangs of guilt

Talk about being honest to a fault.

It came straight from the mouth of Loquacious Luminary. Perhaps LL could no longer endure the pangs of guilt, the sleepless nights. LL confided to Chatty Buddy an unsettling observation.

Echoing peers’ sentiments, LL exclaimed that Contentious Venture’s latest achievement was truly undeserved. As such, LL inadvertently confirmed that Vociferous Personality had once again pulled strings to clinch CV’s accomplishment.

Shame. Shame.

Another statistic

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Prosperous Star wanted to make sure that Troubled Colleague would stick to the straight and narrow.

PS and company sat down with TC, for a lengthy heart-to-heart convo. TC promised to mend ways. PS gave TC another chance and even threw in a regular gig as incentive.

Hopefully, TC would turn over a new leaf and avoid nasty vices for good. TC is likewise scared of becoming another statistic in this raging, bloody war.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Selosa: Julia Montes nagtampo kay Coco Martin! (Oh.)

Tambalang Kris Aquino at Willie Revillame siguradong bebenta sa masa at mga sosyalera! (Buy and sell?)

Iñigo Pascual

Iñigo Pascual nakawala na sa anino ng amang si Piolo Pascual. (The son also rises?)

Bea Alonzo (left) and Gerald Anderson

Gerald Anderson sa relasyon nila ni Bea Alonzo: “What you see is what you get!” (Moving on.)

Kimerald: “Walang personalan, trabaho lang.” (OK. Fine. Whatever.)

Hayden Kho at Dr. Vicki Belo nagkasundo sa “pre-nup” bago ituloy ang kasal sa Paris, France. (Next topic, please.)

Kiray Celis malas sa lalake, dyowang model hiniwalayan na? (Can’t win ’em all.)

Kalat na: Alden Richards hinahanting ng abogado dahil kay Maine Mendoza. (Hunting expedition talaga?)