Glamorous beauty turns into young sugar mama

Who knew that Glamorous Beauty had the makings of a young sugar mommy?

GB loves to pamper Hunky Beau. GB purportedly treated HB to a deluxe holiday—all expenses paid. HB didn’t have to part with a single centavo throughout the grand vacation.

Well, there are rumors that HB is often cash-strapped. Is this the reason why GB usually ends up footing the bill?

Talk about instant karma.

There was a time GB was the one in HB’s position.

Wealthy Benefactor used to spoil GB rotten. Now, it’s GB’s turn to be generous!

One-way ticket

They all said it wouldn’t last.

When Dashing Hunk started dating Lovely Lass, not a few people predicted that this fairy tale wouldn’t have a happy ending.

It’s because LL is notorious for being a nasty brat.

As if determined to prove naysayers wrong, LL suddenly underwent a total reinvention. LL, who used to snub coworkers, inexplicably became sweet and amiable—especially when DH is around.

After several weeks, however, LL’s bad habits returned—with a vengeance. LL and DH started bickering incessantly.

It was only a matter of time before they scored a one-way ticket to Splitsville.

Unreformed

Colleagues are now hesitant to work with Talented Thespian, who has become a raging diva after stumbling on good projects of late.

When TT first hit it big years ago, peers have already voiced their complaints. TT allegedly demanded fees that are much higher than standard rates. As a result, offers stopped pouring in.

TT should’ve learned the lesson of humility back then.

Now, TT’s prima-donna ways have staged a comeback … and how!

Well, you can’t teach old dogs new tricks …

Project runaway

Seasoned Personality has had enough of the shenanigans of Rebellious Child.

RC’s latest misconduct takes the cake, though. RC ran away from home.

One fine day, RC knocked on the door of Family Friend, who had no choice but to provide shelter to the kid.

Quite expectedly, FF likewise got exasperated with RC.

Now, FF is in a quandary: How best to convince RC to return to SP’s house?

To be continued …

Rated Z

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Reporters abhor chatting with Gorgeous Starlet.

Seems GS is too stingy with words, frequently dishing out monosyllabic answers.

Is GS being purposefully reticent and evasive? Is GS worried about babbling and revealing too much?

As a result, GS can be a tad boring. No wonder GS’ career is heading nowhere.

Rated Z for Zzzzz …

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Bianca King

Bianca King on playing a villain: “People love and hate my character … maybe that means my portrayal is effective.” (Ho-hum.)

Richard Yap on celebrating his 50th birthday: “I’m just thankful … I just want the best for my family—good health.” (Golden boy!)

Robin Padilla

Robin Padilla on having a baby with Mariel Rodriguez, plus a grandchild with his daughter Queenie: “Tuwang-tuwa ako! Napakasarap na may karga ka na kabilaan—anak at apo!” (From bad boy to good lolo.)

Gil Cuerva on landing his first acting job as the leading man: “Sobrang thankful ako at honored.” (Now, you have to prove yourself worthy.)

Bae-by Baste on improving his singing: “Kapag naliligo kami, nagpa-practice kami!” (Practice makes perfect.)

Former “PBB Teens” housemate Devon Seron on being part of a Korean film: “Minake over nila ako. Nung nakita ko ang sarili ko sa salamin, sabi ko: ‘Ako ba ’to?’” (Who’s that girl?)

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