How’s this for a perfect Mother’s Day chika?
It’s only natural for a mom to be protective of her kids, right?
Seasoned Performer, however, went a step further. SP staged an intervention and pulled Perky Teener out of present school.
SP isn’t so keen about the company that PT keeps on campus—specifically an ardent admirer who happens to be of the same gender!
Thing is, there are persistent rumors that PT has the tendency to swing both ways and had gone into an “inappropriate” relationship in the past.
SP merely doesn’t want history to repeat itself. After all, PT’s previous clandestine romance ended disastrously.
All in the family
Feisty Specialist is exasperated with Stylish Celebrity’s prima donna antics.
According to a mole, SC can be one tough cookie, quite a demanding customer. FS’ staffers loathe dealing with SC, who frequently avails of various perks as the venture’s pitchperson.
Worse, SC brings along the entire family, as well.
FS was livid—not because the “freedom-loving” relatives abused the company’s kindness, but because they were just as difficult as SC.
Apparently, condescension runs in the blood.
No-fuss customer
SC is the total opposite of another famous client, Hunky Heartthrob.
While SC can be such a pain, HH hardly makes a fuss.
More importantly, HH doesn’t take advantage of FS’ generosity. In fact, HH religiously avoids asking for freebies.
FS’ underlings need to push extra hard to convince HH to try the latest offerings. HH would rather indulge in sporting activities than be cooped up at the center the whole day.
If only all celebs were like HH. But then again, HH isn’t as vain as most colleagues.
Dangerous liaisons
Colorful Celebrity must be snickering behind Former Lover’s back.
FL dumped CC for Affluent Partner.
Alas, it turned out that AP was previously involved with Dubious Personality.
FL should be extra careful because DP is involved in all sorts of illicit, and dangerous, ventures. Worse, DP’s bloodthirsty minions can make life a living hell for AP and FL.
Scary spice!
Horror stories
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seems Popular Star got spooked and quit wooing Sultry Vixen.
For starters, SV is hardly discreet.
A one-night stand would’ve been enough, but if SV asked for an encore, that would be too much trouble for PS.
So, PS got cold feet and told a fib. PS claimed that Former Flame had changed the equation, that they had reconciled.
Now, it’s SV’s turn to get scared. After all, FF would surely raise hell if PS fooled around with SV.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Sharon Cuneta biglang umalis ng bansa. (Holiday from show biz intrigues and fake news.)
Lani Mercado nagsorry matapos ibalitang patay na si Rep. Imelda Marcos. (Lani’s father-in-law was also mistakenly “killed” weeks ago.)
Pia Wurtzbach and Marlon Stockinger nagpakaligaya sa Japan. (Moving on.)
Sanya Lopez on Rocco Nacino: “Kung ano man ang mangyari, open naman ako sa relationship!” (Sounds like a “yes.”)
Megan Young not yet ready to have a baby: “Enjoy lang muna!” (Hmmm…)
Vice Ganda on his mom: Namamatay ako kapag nagtatampo ang nanay ko sa akin! (Spoken like a true mama’s gurl.)
Concert ni Alden Richards sold out na, for the benefit of the Kapuso Foundation. (Good boy.)
Jasmine Curtis-Smith reyna ng webserye; “Forever Sucks” may Season 3 na! (Cyber chick?)
Julia Montes hindi na kailangan ng permanenteng ka-love team. (OK. Fine. Whatever.)