Vicious celeb pays trolls for instant infamy

A well-placed mole just confirmed what many industry observers had suspected all along.

Vociferous Celebrity is as crooked as supposed bitter enemies. A source alleged that VC had commissioned several netizens to tweet, blog and post about an expensive new venture. Alas, the budding project flopped big time.

Rumor has it that furious VC is now blaming everyone in sight—including shell-shocked supporters.

Hot water

If Loquacious Luminary frequently lands in hot water, it’s because of an awful attitude.

LL had been introduced to Rushes Mole three times—and, on every occasion, the forgetful celeb acted haughtily clueless.

Upon meeting, LL would look at strangers from head to foot. That’s why LL’s latest fiasco left RM in stitches. Simple stupidity got LL in trouble.

Charmless offensive

A lousy disposition cannot be hidden for long, especially in the business of show.

Coworkers have been complaining about Upstart Personalities for so long. The Big Bosses apparently tolerated (if not inculcated) the diva mentality in the UPs.

After all, “manufactured” fame stands on shaky ground.

Now, the UPs are torn between launching a charm offensive or fighting dirty.

Whatever. They can no longer hide their true colors.

Fall from grace

Gifted Star has incurred the ire of Powerful Benefactor.

GS used to be PB’s pet.

PB helped GS move up the ladder of success. But when PB fell from grace, GS vanished from sight.
PB felt betrayed. Perhaps PB should try to understand GS’ predicament. It was not a deliberate act of disloyalty; perhaps GS was just trying to survive.

War of the witches

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

It was a match made in hell.

Flaky Prima Donna couldn’t help meddling behind the scenes. FPD made several suggestions to alter the script of a project.

As a result, FPD’s interference frequently caused delays on the set.

Word soon reached Feisty Costar, who’s not the type to suffer in silence.

FC confronted FPD. Let’s just say FC didn’t mince words.

In the end, FC prevailed, leaving FPD completely speechless—for the first time.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Sarah Geronimo’s tip to “The Voice Teens” hopefuls: “Makinig lang sila ng iba’t ibang klaseng music.” (Sound advice.)

Daniel Padilla on traveling more with Kathryn Bernardo: “Ang sarap na ang daming bagong nae-experience.” (Sounds exciting.)

Ken Chan

Ken Chan on his recent earthquake experience: “Nagda-drive ako sa Nagtahan Bridge. Nag-shake ’yung tulay!” (Shake, rattle and roll!)

Heart Evangelista

Heart Evangelista on hosting a show in which she will try ordinary citizens’ tough jobs: “Lalabas ang pagka-maarte ko.” (Do you need an entire show for that?)

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