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Disgraced celeb keeps nude photos of conquests

/ 12:10 AM April 02, 2017

Just in time for April Fools’ Day.

There is something grievously the matter with Disgraced Celebrity.


In public, DC seems holier-than-thou—spewing out spiritual messages at the drop of a hat.

Turns out DC is a garden-variety hypocrite.


A mole alleges that DC keeps several nude snapshots of past conquests in a cell phone.

Among the unfortunate ones in DC’s collection are Perky Starlet who (eventually left the biz for quiet domesticity) and Scintillating Neophyte (whose latest flick flopped big-time).

Indeed, DC is a major scandal waiting to explode anytime.


Seasoned Thespian figured in a raging controversy recently.

Insiders were surprised by ST’s fearless, relentless defiance these days.

ST often chose to keep mum in the past. After all, ST has plenty of skeletons in the closet and being a blabbermouth can boomerang in a jiffy.


Enemies can always invoke ST’s checkered background in retaliation.

For starters, ST failed to steal Respected Colleague’s Lifetime Partner.



In front of media inquisitors, Pretty Celebrity would swiftly dish out “no comment,” whenever talk turned to Estranged Lover.

Among friends, however, PC has quite a mouthful to say about the acrimonious breakup.

Seemed EL strayed and fooled around with Vivacious Personality.

Alas, PC caught EL with VP.

Making matters worse, VP is several years older than PC.

Lemonade stand

Vociferous Luminary has mastered the fine art of turning lemons into lemonade.

Despite a string of career setbacks, VL refuses to remain idle and has chosen to travel all over the country.

In the guise of pursuing a new project, VL has been meeting with this and that local VIP.

Is all this in preparation for VL’s plan to run for public office?

VL’s ambition knows no bounds.

Deal or no deal

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Belated success has gone to the head of Returning Entertainer.

A recurring gig in a show gave RE a big boost, career-wise. But then again, RE seems hell-bent on sabotaging the good fortune.

Whenever Budding Producers inquire about a possible collaboration, RE frequently cites prohibitive rates.

As expected, BPs are turned off by the audacious, rude behavior—especially by RE’s parting words: “Take it or leave it!”


This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).

Liza Soberano

Liza Soberano

Liza Soberano kulang daw ang pagiging Pinoy para maging Darna. (Nanette Medved is Russian, but she got to play Darna.)

Erich Gonzales

Erich Gonzales

Erich Gonzales on being single: “Ine-enjoy ko ngayon ang pagiging single!” (Good for you.)

Relasyon nina Piolo Pascual at Shaina Magdayao: “Ano ’to lokohan?” (Moving on.)

Dating TV host na si Avi Siwa (ex ng current bf ni Vina Morales na si Marc Lambert) kinasuhan ni Vina ng unjust vexation at libel. (Future “Ipaglaban Mo” episode ba itech?)

Aljur Abrenica

Aljur Abrenica

Sa wakas, Aljur Abrenica pinakawalan na ng GMA 7. (Free again!)

Erwan Heussaff and Anne Curtis

Erwan Heussaff and Anne Curtis

Anne Curtis todo paseksi para sa kasal nila ni Erwan Heussaff: “No to Bridezilla!” (OK. Fine. Whatever.)

Rufa Mae Quinto on dealing with postpartum depression: “Tsaka pumuti na rin ang singit at kili-kili ko!” (TMI!)

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