Controlling parent’s search for a girlfriend for son

Popular Personality is unhappy with Handsome Son’s romantic choices.

In the past, PP’s disapproval proved not entirely unreasonable because HS’ Perky Ex turned out to be a publicity hound.

PP is again suspicious of HS’ Current Girlfriend. PP wants HS to dump CG asap.

PP went the extra mile, by actively looking for a possible replacement sweetheart for HS.

Will PP conduct auditions for potential daughters-in-law soon?

Sure beats a reality search.

Beauty bolts

Mole claims that it’s only a matter of time before Bubbly Beauty bolts from Beleaguered Firm.

To be fair, BB is one of the last few holdouts in this sinking ship. BB’s camp can’t wait for the contract to expire.

Meanwhile, Seasoned Veteran is also in a state of limbo these days.

SV is no longer connected with BF, but out of delicadeza, the star’s supporters are keeping mum. Negotiations are supposedly underway.

But then again, is there anyone left to deal with—especially since SV’s turf had already been dissolved?

Cold shoulder

Talk about instant karma.

Controversial Luminary had no qualms about stepping on other people in the past.

CL pulled strings and somehow poisoned the minds of Big Bosses, pushing Stellar Rivals out of the picture.

When it was CL’s turn to throw a temper tantrum, the BBs were not as sympathetic, as well. They were just as harsh on CL as they were on SRs.

CL tried to mend fences with BBs, but was given the cold shoulder.

Cue the Culture Club song here.

Crazy town

Vociferous Figure has found a worthy opponent in Cantankerous Insider.

CI just eviscerated VF in a war of words.

But then again, CI just did VF a huge favor. All of a sudden, VF came out smelling like roses after being dragged in the muck.

According to a spy, CI is not exactly in tip-top shape and is often in dire need of babysitting.

Volatile CI is supposedly a bit unhinged.

Just like VF? Birds of the same wacky feather…

Not-so-sweet charity

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Glib Celebrity has been spearheading fund-raising projects with the help of famous friends.

GC would ask pals to contribute preloved items to the charity campaign. Since it was for a worthwhile advocacy, GC was able to accumulate a treasure trove of designer duds from industry stalwarts.

At a splashy event, Scandalous Star noticed that GC’s glitzy outfit looked way too familiar.

Was it the same couture getup that SS had donated to GC’s pet cause?

Busted!