Pill-popping heartthrob goes berserk

Handlers should advise Handsome Heartthrob to be extra careful—especially whenever he’s having fun in public.

While lounging in the poolside area of a residential complex, HH purportedly popped some mystery pill—to unwind after a hectic week on the set.

HH instantly went berserk.

HH purportedly caused a huge commotion by the pool. According to a spy, HH’s erratic behavior caught the attention of the security personnel who threatened to call the cops.

The guards told HH to cool off in the privacy of his own pad—so as not to spark a career-damaging scandal.

Barf bag

High-flying Personality’s wings should be clipped, pronto.

Apart from destroying the lives of teenagers by getting them hooked on illicit substances, HP is a sexual predator, as well.

A mole insists that HP gets strapping young men high on pills, to loosen their inhibitions. While the poor victims are strung out on Ecstasy, HP molests them.

Emerging from drug-induced stupor, one poor lad belatedly discovered HP’s dastardly deed.

Disgusted, the dazed guy literally barfed in HP’s boudoir.

Eewww.

High and dry

Talented Performer, HP’s bosom buddy, is on the authorities’ watch list, too.

TP turned to drugs to lose weight.

At first, the weight-loss program proved successful. TP shed extra poundage, all right, but youthful good looks and mental well-being went pfft, too.

Substance abuse has taken its toll on TP, whose skin often looks dry and dirty. TP frequently looks dazed and confused, as well.

TP needed to keep up with pals’ fast-paced lifestyle and became addicted to dangerous pills as a result.

True blue

Gorgeous Ingénue can be a tad too transparent for the world of make-believe.

Truth to tell, GI is not the type who would meekly tolerate doublespeak and brazen duplicity.

While Glib Partner was making all sorts of (obviously) false claims about their supposed “relationship,” GI couldn’t help rolling her eyes.

It wasn’t the first time that GI made a funny face while GP spewed out sweet nothings.

GI was simply being honest.

’Atta girl.

Hopefully devoted

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seasoned Starlet refuses to wave the white flag.

In spite of a rather messy breakup, SS still hopes to reunite with Estranged Lover.

Not too long ago, the two were squabbling incessantly. These days, however, SS and EL are on good terms.

Although they’ve been spotted attending events together, SS shouldn’t get her hopes up.

EL isn’t the least bit interested in a reconciliation. EL merely wants to remain friendly with SS, for the sake of their kid.

Uh-oh.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Daniel Padilla on shooting his and Kathryn Bernardo’s movie “Barcelona: A Love Untold,” in Spain: “Sobrang ganda … na-in love kami sa lugar.” (Talk about the ultimate workplace romance!)

SUNSHINE Cruz

Sunshine Cruz on entertaining suitors despite having three children: “Sila ang nagsasabi na makipag-date na ako.” (Daughters know best?)

TWEETIE de Leon

Tweetie de Leon on aging gracefully: “It’s OK to indulge … [But] balance is key to everything… the key to life and happiness.” (Take it from the original Pinay supermodel.)

Toni Gonzaga on delivering her first baby in either September or October: “Natatakot, maya-maya nagwu-worry … because fear ko to give birth.” (Chillax, future mama!)

Billy Crawford, asked about his dream wedding with Coleen Garcia: “Basta, kung ako lang masusunod, definitely it will be now.” (No need to rush.)

MAXINE Medina

Bb. Pilipinas-Universe Maxine Medina on her bashers: “Maraming salamat pa rin po kasi at least nag-i-improve ako dahil sa kanila.” (Turn destructive into constructive criticism.)

Julia Barretto on being linked to Jimuel Pacquiao: “I think for a girl, it’s very flattering.” (Huh?)

Jessy Mendiola on being linked to Ian Veneracion: “Sana tigilan na nila ’yun. May pamilya [’yung tao].” (See, it’s not “flattering ” all the time.)

Piolo Pascual on some people putting malice on a photo of him hugging his son Iñigo: “Dasal na lang siguro, tapos block na lang.” (Oh, dear.)

Iñigo on the same issue: “I don’t get why it’s such a big deal … he’s my dad.” (Indeed.)

Thai actor Mario Maurer on Thailand’s similarities to the Philippines: “The kindness of people.” (Awww … )

Heart Evangelista, asked about the secret to her longevity in show biz: “Be yourself and be comfortable with what you have. Don’t demand too much. Don’t compete with anyone. Love your job… I think that’s the key.” (Newbies, listen to your Heart … )

Ai-Ai delas Alas on posting a photo of her wearing a two-piece bikini: “Sabi ng anak (Sancho) ko, ‘Ilaban mo ’yang katawan mo. Pakita mo sa kanila na maganda ang katawan mo!’” (Well, a son’s love knows no bounds, too.)

Derrick Monasterio on being the newest “Regal Baby”: “Na-miss ko ang big screen, matagal na po ang last movie ko.” (Welcome to the big leagues.) TV Patrol, 24 Oras