Veteran coworker walks out on forgetful star

Bubbly Star is way too young to suffer from Alzheimer’s.

Coworkers complain that BS is a constant cause of delay on the set of a much-anticipated project. A mole relates that BS kept fumbling lines of dialogue during crunch time.

While Cute Partner is thoroughly professional, BS seems to be the opposite. Does BS think that popularity exempts stars from memorizing the script?

After one boo-boo too many, Veteran Colleague got fed up and walked out in the middle of a scene with BS.

VC didn’t want to embarrass BS and wisely chose to blow off steam, instead. VC also hoped the break would give BS the chance to master the sequence.

Perhaps, BS should start eating peanuts—which are known to boost brain power.

Graded F

Speaking of incompetence.

Lovely Nymphet, who can be glib away from the camera, charmed clients during a preliminary tryout.

Alas, when LN was asked to take a screen test, things went downhill rather quickly. LN kept messing up the spiels. Seems LN is afflicted with short-term memory loss.

“Finding Dory,” much?

LN eventually lost the lucrative gig and was quickly replaced by someone who has no difficulty remembering simple dialogue.

File under F for Fail!

Crackdown

All of Tinseltown is quivering in anticipation.

There is insistent chatter that High-profile Personality will finally get a much-delayed comeuppance, as a result of the new administration’s war on drugs.

Cops have been keeping tabs on HP, who was branded not just a user, but a notorious peddler of illicit substances, as well.

HP should hire a proactive lawyer, pronto.

After all, HP could very well afford the services of the best defender in town.

HP’s sudden wealth was precisely the red flag that got the authorities’ attention.

Partner in crime

Another Scandalous Celebrity should be wary, as well.

SC is known among “high” society figures as a nasty junkie, too. SC has been tagged by insiders as HP’s partner in crime.

SC should cut ties with HP and reform, asap. After all, SC isn’t getting any younger. SC needs to think of the repercussions of a debilitating scandal on Perky Relative.

SC should think of PR’s future.

Starlet’s secret

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Looks can be deceiving.

Handlers have created a sweet and innocent image for Pretty Starlet. Turns out, PS is quite a player. According to the grapevine, PS is the kept girl of a rich but dirty old man.

The creepy benefactor showers PS with all sorts of expensive gifts. PS’ family likewise benefits from the lurid arrangement—via a monthly stipend.

As a bonus, the entire clan recently moved into a new pad, and PS’ dad was given his own farm.

Bongga ka, ’day!

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Kris Aquino sa pagbabalik sa ABS-CBN: “Ayokong magsalita!” (Now, that’s a first.)

Aiza Seguerra on her relationship with Liza Diño: “Lalo naming ipapakita ang pagmamahal namin sa isa’t isa hanggang sa mapurga kayo!” (Cure for constipation?)

MAJA Salvador

Maja Salvador-John Lloyd Cruz date: Huwag bigyan ng kulay na magkasamang nanood ng “How to be Yours.” (Ano sila, coloring book?)

Marian Rivera at Jennylyn Mercado pinatunayang walang silent war; namalengke at nagluto. (Baka naman hindi silent? Noisy war?)

Morning show ni Marian, bye-bye na, hanggang Aug. 12 na lang daw. (Hmmm…)

DERRICK Monasterio

Type na type ni Derrick Monasterio si Jessy Mendiola: Ang lakas ng sex appeal niya! (Sa sobrang lakas… tumawid ng network.)

Solenn Heussaff naghubad uli sa men’s magazine bago magbuntis. (Now, that’s genuine concern for fans.)