Junkie abuses drugs and pal’s kindness
Even kind-hearted souls have their limits.
High-profile Personality has been generous (to a fault) even to colleagues who don’t deserve a single iota of compassion.
Controversial Celebrity would often drop by HP’s headquarters—to ask for financial aid. HP later discovered that CC is hooked on illicit substances. Incensed, HP swore never to help the junkie again.
On CC’s next visit, HP made sure to go out of town. CC, who held vigil in the office for hours, thought that HP’s staffers would eventually give in.
Alas, HP had instructed them to ignore CC.
In the end, CC went home empty-handed.
CC should learn not to abuse people the way he abuses drugs.
Infuriating interjection
All is not well on the set of Fledgling Project.
Seems there is a burgeoning rivalry between Gorgeous Starlet and Pretty Costar.
During a group interview, GS was yakking on and on and on. The rest of the cast seemed distracted; their eyes glazed over during GS’ lengthy monologue.
Not PC.
Aggressive and assertive, PC butted in, cutting GS at midsentence. GS couldn’t hide her displeasure at PC’s insolence.
GS’ facial expression said it all: Off with PC’s head!
Careless whisper
File under U for Unreliable.
Vociferous Insider carelessly blabbed about Acclaimed Performer’s participation in a Prestige Project.
Unforeseen circumstances, however, led to drastic changes in PP. Unknown to VI, AP was no longer part of PP. That’s what happens when you try to jump the gun.
VI should’ve checked the facts before spreading the inaccurate info to coworkers who fell for it—hook, line and sinker.
As they say, haste makes waste.
Getting personal
Show biz Luminary was the unwitting target of a vicious hate campaign waged by Cunning Exec.
CE would not think twice resorting to character assassination, in order to promote Popular Ward. CE considered SL a threat who could derail PW’s success.
CE commissioned Attack Dogs to churn out unsavory rumors about SL—including very personal intrigues concerning hygiene.
Karma soon caught up with CE, who lost PW with dispatch. A veritable cash cow went pfft.
Sneaky siren
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Those in the know have dubbed Sultry Siren “Ana”—short for “Anaconda.”
SS has been eyeing her best friend’s boyfriend for so long. SS would frequently invite the guy to drink the night away—minus her BFF.
SS constantly came up with all sorts of scenarios to make sure she would be alone with her buddy’s beau.
Well, trusting pal eventually found out about the sneaky siren’s schemes.
The betrayed bestie is now threatening to expose SS’ shenanigans and shame her publicly.
Hell hath no fury…
IÑIGO (left) and dad Piolo Pascual
Top of the Tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Solenn Heussaff planong magka-baby sa edad na 33: Walang choice ang asawa ko, katawan ko ’to! (She just turned 31. Two years lang naman.)
Vivian Velez supalpal agad sa kampo ni Ka Freddie Aguilar, wa epek ang pagtataray. (Ouch!)
Iñigo Pascual payag nang magkadyowa uli ang amang si Piolo Pascual. (Approved by the son?)
Jessy Mendiola tinawag na ahas ng ilang fans ni Angel Locsin: “Nasasaktan ako sa sinasabi nila, pero malinis ang puso ko!” (Ang sssssakit …)
Vice Ganda after the launch of his book “Ang Bagong Panggulo ng Pilipinas”: Gusto kong maging walang kuwentang First Lady! (You got one part of the equation right.)
Bea Alonzo inatake ng nerbiyos sa love scene nila ni Gerald Anderson sa pelikula: “Pero tawang-tawa ako nang magpaka-macho dancer siya!” (We are not laughing.)
