Vociferous insider eyes lucrative post in new regime

Change, indeed, is coming.

It’s not the “reform” everyone is expecting, however. Vociferous Insider was rumored as a shoo-in to head a high-profile government post.

Turned out VI covets another, more lucrative, agency, though.

A mole insists that VI is fully aware that the original position is a bit of a stretch—considering the predecessors’ achievements and qualifications.

The second job is more compatible with VI’s glitzy, high-octane interests. But then again, this scuttlebutt could mean bad news for the Beleaguered Partner of another Raucous Celebrity.

Let the noise contest begin!

Jockeys Inc.

Speaking of shameless jockeying for positions…

Seasoned Luminary is back in the game. Years ago, SL dropped out of the scene—after suffering debilitating defeat in the hands of Merciless Colleagues.

Well, SL is raring to slug it out with the wolves once again!

SL is supposedly wooing the Powers-That-Be. Will SL succeed this time around?

Will SL recover the plum bureau that not a few people are eyeing brazenly.

Uh-oh.

Under the influence

Not a few observers are shaking their heads in disbelief.

Discredited Personality was able to bounce back in high style. Curiously, DP is now lording it over befuddled underlings. To think, DP’s previous ventures flopped miserably.

Moreover, DP is no stranger to the night scene—boozing and cavorting with strangers as if there’s no tomorrow.

Now, DP can “party like it’s 1999!”

Naysayers scoff: Well, what’s the point of attaching oneself to current rulers like a common barnacle?

Ouch!

Power lift

Fans were delighted to see Senior Hunk back in circulation.

SH vanished for a while—after disparaging rumors involving illicit substances made the rounds in Tinseltown.

Well, SH looks as yummy as ever. There’s no trace of trouble, it seems. But upon closer inspection, there’s something distractingly new on SH’s handsome face.

SH’s nose has become more refined. Aristocratic even.

Now, that’s a power lift!

Loony tunes

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Coworkers are still perplexed by the erratic mood swings of Alluring Beauty. They have no idea what to expect.

There are days AB would be extra bubbly and chummy—greeting and chatting with everyone on the set.

Alas, there are times AB would stay in one corner—moping wordlessly while everyone is having a blast.

To top it off, AB would even storm off in a huff… for no reason at all!

AB’s gone completely loony tunes.

JAMES Reid (left) and Nadine Lustre

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Luis Manzano, Jessy Mendiola huli sa aktong magka-date sa sinehan. (Is going to the movies a crime these days?)

Libro nina James Reid at Nadine Lustre na “Team Real”  bumenta na agad ng mahigit 100,000 copies. (As the great Melanie Marquez would say: Go to America, you will sell hot cakes!)

Death threat kay Alden Richards gimik lang; concert sa Pampanga kinansel dahil sa ticket sales? (Uh-oh.)

Sunshine Dizon on her estranged husband Timothy Tan: Lalaban ako hanggang sa huli! (Let the battles begin!)