Controversial youngster endures sultry star’s company

It felt like a plane ride to hell.

Controversial Youngster experienced what it was like being Sultry Star’s “captive audience” recently. CY ended up being SS’ seatmate during a long-haul trip abroad.

CY had heard all sorts of unsavory rumors about SS. So CY texted SS’ Former Sweetheart—asking for tips on how to survive the nightmarish ordeal.

FS had simple advice: Take a chill pill or sleep through the ride. “SS is bad news,” FS warned CY.

Uh-oh.

Picky, picky

Seasoned Hunk is no longer as in demand as before. Still, SH had the temerity to be choosy.

Former Studio offered a Promising Venture to SH who mindlessly turned it down.

SH insisted he was too young for the part. SH moved to Rival Company and accepted a Shaky Project that was doomed from the start.

As expected, SP swiftly took a nosedive. It was obvious that SH made the wrong move.

Tsk, tsk.

Exploitation

Veteran Insider went ballistic.

VI has dared to expose an oppressive industry practice. Turned out several fly-by-night producers take advantage of small workers by refusing to pay them proper remuneration.

It reminded a Rushes mole of Vociferous Personality who paid Dependable Performer with gift certificates.

Problem was, the amount was less than the promised fee.

DP raised a ruckus and vowed never to work with VP again.

Hashtag: Never again.

Fatal boredom

Boredom can be fatal and lead to the premature death of one’s career.

Handsome Newbie, who is a product of a reality search, had nothing to do that day. Out of sheer recklessness, HN engaged in a sizzling encounter via webcam.

Alas, HN’s partner recorded the salacious cyber-exchange.

Soon enough, the vid made the rounds of several gay porn sites.

HN tried in vain to deny it, but the evidence was “hard” to refute.

Hmmm…

Amityville horror

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

What’s the opposite of Miss Amity?

Colorful Celebrity is losing friends quickly.

Former pals have discovered that CC badmouths them in front of other people. Insecurity has led CC to concoct all sorts of intrigues against perceived rivals.

Exasperated, Fearless Buddy blabbed about CC’s lies.

FB went on a shame campaign—revealing that CC wasn’t really that generous and could be quite stingy.

Oh, dear.

KC Concepcion

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the  Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Kahit anumang panunuyo at pagsusumamo ang gawin ni Conrad Onglao kay Zsa Zsa Padilla ay mahihirapan na ito. (Move on na…)

KC Concepcion maligaya na sa kandungan ni Aly Borromeo. (“Kung liligaya ka …”)

Gay movie nina Edgar Allan Guzman at Michael Pangilinan nakalusot sa MTRCB;  R-13 without cuts. (Hmmm…)

Nakunan ng photo sina Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo na sweet na sweet habang naglalakad sa airport papuntang  Boracay. (Beware of ants…)