Video vixen behind spate of sex scandals

There is a persistent scuttlebutt in Tinseltown.

Is it true that a nefarious gang is behind the recent spate of sex videos involving male celebrities?

There’s a rumor that some of those hapless hunks fell victim to the same modus operandi. They were allegedly lured by a vivacious vixen to commit those lascivious acts during a webcam encounter.

Was there extortion involved?

Why didn’t the supposed victims complain to the authorities then?

The plot thickens.

Abangan.

Unusual suspects

There’s a running gag in the studio.

Several cute heartthrobs are suspected to be the lover (past and present) of Young Heartthrob, who is rumored to be gay.

It’s quite an impressive list—consisting not only of hunky playboys, but also of popular idols.

Call YH, Rapunzel. Long hair siya, huh!

But YH is also linked to Closeted Celeb—who is not exactly attractive.

Win some, lose some.

Mysterious snapshot

According to the grapevine, the salacious snapshot of Dashing Personality was taken by Disgruntled Lover.

DP is scantily clad in the pic—leading some netizens to surmise that he had just done the deed with someone that time.

Asked about the lurid photo, DP was suddenly afflicted with amnesia and has no recollection of where and when the shot was taken.

As such, DL was deemed as the culprit who took the photo after a night of unbridled passion.

Sexual napalm

Looks can be deceiving.

Who knew that Sweet Celeb has something in common with Jessica Simpson?

SC is a member of the sexual napalm club, too.

Bland and boring SC is quite a hot tamale in the boudoir, a mole asserted.

Astounded Housemate once caught SC in the act with her boyfriend. Needless to say, AH was at a loss for words.

It was indescribable.

Agent for hire

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seasoned Hunk is on the prowl again.

SH is forced to engage in the world’s oldest profession in order to pursue a lavish lifestyle.

But since SH is no spring chicken, clients are no longer rushing to hire him.

SH decided to reinvent himself, acting as the agent who introduces gay benefactors to macho pals who are similarly in need of cash.

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in  the  Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Na-bash  si Ahron Villena…pinaasa  lang daw si Kakai Bautista. (All together now: “Kaibigan lang pala…”)

Mas lalo pang uminit ang isyu nang mag-post si Ciara Sotto ng one-liner… matapos mag-deny si Valeen Montenegro. (Hell hath no fury…)

Ultimate wish ni Sunshine Cruz ang mapawalang-bisa na ang kasal nila ni Cesar Montano. (Ouch!)

JC de Vera umamin, nabitin kay Jessy Mendiola. (Define bitin. Please be specific.)

Jessy: “Unti-unti na akong nakakabangon mag-isa!” (That’s what your two legs are for.)