Cute heartthrob is flighty gay’s magnificent obsession

CRISTINE Reyes (left) and Vivian Velez

Perhaps Flamboyant Gay wants to star in a remake of “Magnificent Obsession”?

FG is a tad obsessed with Cute Heartthrob. CH had already turned down FG’s offer for a “collaboration.”

Still, FG remained undeterred. FG is now using “friends” in media to gain CH’s attention.

Thing is, FG has a rather “checkered” track record—both on the professional and personal fronts. Years after a nasty breakup, Estranged Lover is still furious at FG over financial matters.

CH should steer clear of FG if he knows what’s good for him.

Hell-raisers

Although Controversial Celebrity was portrayed as a witch by Vociferous Colleague, an insider insisted that it was actually a perfect match … made in hell.

VC was equally to blame for the mess created by CC. Turned out, no one was fond of VC on the set. Goaded by coworkers, CC made life onerous for VC.

Perhaps CC thought the crew would join in the campaign against VC? Well, VC fired the opening salvo, and CC had no choice but to retaliate.

Is CC wondering why VC’s other enemies have chosen to keep mum after the crap hit the fan?

Scene-stealer

Staffer recounts that Scandalous Star’s real-life shenanigans are far more dramatic than those highly charged scenes in their current soap opera.

SS graced a show biz gathering in honor of Longtime Friend.

Perhaps noticing that Big Bosses were nearby, SS turned on the waterworks—as if auditioning for a Shakespearean tragedy. Relentless SS even staged an attention-getting walkout scene in the middle of the event.

Concerned Friends rushed out of the venue, only to find SS rolling on the floor, weeping buckets.

ROFL! Oops, ROFC!

Wheel of misfortune

Gifted Personality got a major break in High-profile Project. Alas, it came with strings attached.

Stern Bosses wanted to get their money’s worth.

SBs told GP to finish HP in a matter of days. It was quite an impossible task, but GP persevered.

By the end of the venture, GP was so exhausted that the crew had to request for a wheelchair.

Yup, GP had to be wheeled out of the set.

Oh, dear.

Fool for love

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Sultry Star has long been rumored to be slightly cuckoo.

Colleagues prefer to work with SS when her love life is blooming.

SS is easier to deal with whenever she’s smitten. When her romantic affairs are in disarray, SS is just as difficult and dizzying.

Now that SS and Hunky Charmer’s relationship is going strong, coworkers can’t wait to collaborate with her.

If SS and HC would ever break up … that would be a totally different story.

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Pag-alis ni Kris Aquino sa ABS-CBN drama lang. (Online comments are quite harsh. No need to add fuel to the fire.)

Mike Tan at Andrea Torres napasabak sa matinding halikan. (How intense is matindi?)

Mas maraming naniniwala kay Vivian Velez kaysa kay Cristine Reyes! (Contest ba ito?)

Kim Chiu buntis daw: Hindi po, puson lang ’yun! (How refreshingly honest.)

Xian Lim wala nang ibang babaeng tinitingnan: Si Kim na lang! (Selective vision.)