Insiders run away with pals’ cash

COCO Martin, pretty in drag for “Ang Probinsyano” role

With friends like them, who needs enemies?

Deceptive Insiders tricked pals to invest in Lucrative Venture that was supposed to be a sure win.

Alas, LV was beset with all sorts of problems from the get-go.

As the final straw, LV failed to meet target earnings. Soon enough, DIs vanished from the scene.

DIs purportedly flew abroad, to avoid beleaguered buddies who are inquiring about the ROI.

A source insists the DIs recently opened several offshore accounts.

Ahem.

Stingy much?

Popular Star is surely among the youngest millionaires in town these days.

PS has been deluged with all sorts of projects of late.

In spite of newfound affluence, PS can be quite stingy, insiders often complain.

Old habits are hard to break. PS is reluctant to part with cash and is not the type who would shower friends with gifts.

Now, we know the secret of PS’ instant wealth.

Blind no more

An intriguing item came out online about a certain High-profile Personality.

HP couldn’t stop blabbing about it because it hit too close to home. HP asked friends to snoop around and confirm the identity of the character alluded to in the raging rumor.

Not satisfied with the results of the investigation, HP called up a mole and asked: “Is that story about me?”

Busted!

Toilet rumor

Influential Personality has always been known for being a notorious womanizer.

Although Long-suffering Spouse is one of the most stunning celebrities in the country, IP remains insatiable.

A spy witnessed IP in action. At a smoky joint, IP dragged Nubile Nymphet to the toilet, where they locked themselves up for 10 minutes.

Strike anywhere?

Bragging rights

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Colleagues are exasperated with Teen Beauty. Seems TB is afflicted with a severe case of self-entitlement.

TB refuses to mingle with costars.

The few times that TB ventured out of her dressing room, she insisted on being the center of attention.

TB would frequently show off her latest designer duds and gadgets.

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sex video ni Joross Gamboa trending sa FB, Twitter. (Think before you click.)

Janice de Belen, ayaw  makatrabaho si John Estrada, pero payag sa wife nito na si Priscilla Meirelles. (Can you blame her?)

Broken-hearted kaya raw biglang nagpaiksi ng buhok. Kalat na: Angelica Panganiban at John Lloyd Cruz naghiwalay na naman; Bea Alonzo sinisi. (All that because of her hairdo?)

Coco Martin gagawin lahat para ’di mapahiya kay Fernando Poe Jr. (And he looks lovely in drag!)