Perky starlet should steer clear of cute stars

“BEAUTY and the Bestie” stars (from left) James Reid, Vice Ganda and Coco Martin Richard Reyes

Perky Starlet’s supporters are obviously sour-graping these days. PS has yet to forgive Cute Star for past indiscretions.

Still, PS’ handlers are now itching to ride on CS’ coattails. Perhaps PS should vow to steer clear of CS as her New Year’s resolution. But then again, it must be said that PS isn’t really interested in CS.

It’s pretty clear that PS has eyes for CS’ Sassy Costar. You read it right: PS prefers the company of SC.

Wow mali!

Lifestyle check

Lovely Lass keeps denying the idle chatter about her supposedly profitable sideline.

There’s a persistent rumor that LL is now moonlighting as a flesh peddler in order to maintain her lavish lifestyle.

Sources have spotted LL in a smoky joint, hanging out with high-rolling companions.

Perhaps LL needs to come clean about the source of her unexplained wealth—especially since she is hardly visible on the big and small screens these days.

Career change

Aging Hunk used to be much sought-after among gay clients.

Since AH is no longer as appealing as before, he turned from prey to procurer.

AH now helps Rich Benefactor hook up with handsome prospects.

Since AH knew RB very well, he seldom encountered problems securing suitable “dates” for his finicky boss.

AH made a lucrative living out of this new career, until he had a falling out with Greedy Partner who wanted to hog the loot all to himself.

Missed opportunity

Handlers of Popular Star must be kicking themselves silly these days.

They supposedly advised PS not to accept a major role in a Fledgling Project.

They thought FP would flop miserably.

Alas, FP was a huge hit, and PS missed out on a stellar opportunity. Worse, PS will also have to skip FP’s follow-up.

PS’ handlers need to undergo a training program on risk-taking. Pronto.

Inseparable

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Flamboyant Personality’s long-running relationship with Former Heartthrob is the envy of denizens in the show biz and fashion worlds.

FP and FH have been together for years.

Even though FH is already married with children, his affair with FP is growing stronger every day.

After all, FP made good his promise to take care of FH’s parents and siblings.

FP is a good provider and FH reciprocates the kindness.

That’s amore!

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Maine Mendoza, aka Yaya Dub, sa napanalunang best supporting actress award sa film fest: Bakit ako? (From acting to popularity contest?)

Erik Matti nanalong MMFF best director para sa “Honor Thy Father.” Pero naglabas ng sama ng loob sa awards night. (Hell hath no fury like a director scorned.)

Expected na namin na magiging kontrobersyal ang “Honor Thy Father” matapos itong ma-disqualify sa best picture category. (Director sarcastically thanks MMFF for free publicity.)

AlDub movie sa MMFF, No. 1 pa rin; “Nilalang” ni Cesar Montano at “Honor Thy Father” ni John Lloyd Cruz, kulelat. (Harsh.)

AlDub winasak na ang record ni Vice Ganda sa MMFF; “My Bebe Love” kumita ng P60.5M sa opening day. (A hit! From Twitterverse to the tills.)